dumpster fire

2020 ;)

2020 is such a fucking dumpster fire like wtf

by thatshitperson July 26, 2020

Spicy Fire Dildo

A solo sexual act in which a person uses a lit Mortar firework to masturbate with in their Vagina and must cum before the mortar goes off. The person involved in committing this act has also committed to the consequence of the mortar going off inside them should they fail to ejaculate in time.

My partner and I really wanted to try something new so we used a Spicy Fire Dildo. Unfortunately, they didn’t make it through the night…

by Uncle Sam’s Misfit Children February 8, 2022

Fire Toast

A fail (esp. a fail excuse)

Scotty made fire toast when he told the teacher his dog ate his homework.

by KcDaBombDiggity October 24, 2011

pussy fire

When you had so much sex your pussy feels on fire.

Alexa:I have pussy fire.
Max:What's pussy fire?
Alexa:When you like had a lot of sex and your pussy starts burning.
Max:You sound like peaches.
Alexa:Itchin and burnin, itchin and burning
Max:Weird fuck

by OMG DO NOT DO TRY ME May 15, 2020

Firing-Squad

When many people pour 1 shot each for somebody else, and make that person do all shots consecutively.

Person A: "Hey, how you feeling after the part last night?"
Person B: "Oh man I am hanging, they did a Firing-Squad on me"

by TheTrollmeister January 22, 2022

Feces fire

When you shit red after eating spicy food

The Taco Bell toilet was a feces fire

by Seark boy December 4, 2022

dirty fire hydrant

When you perform anal penetration on a man/woman (whatever floats your boat), pull out just before orgasm and ejaculate in their oral cavity, followed by urinating in the previously mentioned orifice.

Tyrone: "Yo my nignog, this girl was so hot last night I had to put her out with a dirty fire hydrant''
DeShawn: "I wish you'd do that shit to me brotha"

by Boat People May 9, 2017