jean the bean

Jean is a bean who loves himself too much and is darker than your moms soul. So dark that in the dead of the night.... when he is roaming the streets searching for food..... all you can see is the whites of his eyeballs.

Jean the bean scares me.

by Halesbales February 9, 2017

To beans

(v) to make a joke about somebody who is not to deflect the fact that you cannot come up with a sufficient comeback after getting owned

I was getting bombarded by insults yesterday so I had to beans my way out

by Lemecchauve October 14, 2012

Bean is cold

When a female is wearing a dress or skirt and her vagina and other private parts are cold.

girl 1: I can't believe you are wearing that skirt, it's going to get below freezing tonight.
girl 2: Tell me about it, my bean is cold!

by lovesdinosaurs28 November 10, 2012

Reverse bean tickle

Whilst bending away from you, A young lass/older delicious Cougar or milf (Either way..) rubs the little man in the boat. Aggressively.

Kel dawg is providing the boys with a reverse bean tickle. Aggressively.

by Gbanger September 7, 2013

lima bean squirrel

Little austrailian bastard squirrel who cums a shit load.

A ice cream truck melting in the sun, while inside a tornado. that is a lima bean squirrel ejacualtion

by mh3bean October 16, 2013

Bean Bag Fruit

A moldy substance ( Usually white in color but can also be brown black or gray) found on either side of a mans testicles or under them. This usually smells a little like fish or sweat and will not go away until washed properly.

Dude I had some serious Bean bag fruits after not showering when we went camping.

by Bigwhite May 25, 2012

Bean Jar

Alternate name for the female gentalia.

''Dude, I totally put my Pork Sword in her Bean Jar...''

by PeeBen December 30, 2011