john f. kerry

A man with no platform.He is running on NOTHING.

John Kerry's platform = "Bush bad,me good.Get rid of Bush,put in me"

Bush's platform = "uh,we gotta kil these terrorist bastards before they kill us"

That's the choice.Good Luck shmucks!

by Demo4Bush November 2, 2004

John Daly

- An Arnold Palmer with Vodka (ice tea/ lemonade and vodkay
-Invented by David Karol, circa 2005

Dayam, this John Daly is strong, but delicious!

by Eddy123456 April 22, 2011

John Fitzgerald Kennedy

President of the United States from 1961 to 1963, 35th to take the job. Started the GI ball rolling in Vietnam. Seen as a plaster saint by the left wing just the same, partly because he avoided actually terminating the biosphere over the Cuban Missile Crisis and partly because he had the good sense to get himself shot dead while in office. Shot by Lee Harvey Oswald, a gibbous fanatic on his way to an eldritch rendezvous.

John Fitzgerald Kennedy. Kennedy of Camelot. Loved Marylin. What more can I say?

by Fearman September 3, 2007

who shot john

A term used in a situation where a major event has occurred and you have no idea what's going on.

(Someone was stabbed at a party)
M: Yo did you see that?
J: No, man! Who shot john?

by DDAWLS November 28, 2004

han duv john

its a noun, and if a girl likes you one second and is unsure the next... then she is a han duv john

She's being such a han duv john, one minute shes all over me and the next she's with another dude.

by willbryant February 20, 2011

Brown John Henry

A brown John Henry is when you get shit on your hand and you smear it on the wall of a public restroom.

When I wiped my ass I got shit on my hand, so I left a brown John Henry.

by Black008 September 3, 2013

John Mayer

When you have a chick so horny, she doesn't even want to waste time taking her panties off, so she just slides them over to the side.

The gay equivalent is a Ricky Martin.

That opera had her so turned on, we John Mayer'd in the car.

by Mr. Bogins December 12, 2012