Ninja Creami

When you say you can definitely pull out but you sneak the tip in when you climax.

Couldn’t help myself to a Ninja Creami now I’m paying child support

by Don Jr. March 16, 2025

Royal Cream Tea

A rare mutation of the classic Cream Tea. This involves the act of the tea bagging taking place on the toilet (throne). The bagger must be stood on the seat, facing his partner, allowing for good dipping distance whilst the bag-ee is sat down. Bonus points are awarded for the act taking place beween second cousins.

“Ach, it got out hand at the wedding party last night, I ended up giving Naomi a Royal Cream Tea in the portaloos.”
“Your cousin Naomi?”
“Aye, probably one too many Jaegers, but at least thats ticked off now.”

by Dirk shufflebum March 19, 2025

ice cream truck

the best ones are run by the Arabians. But shoot, you have "NO" time at all for it

The ice cream truck has a good counsel running it

by Virgos Child March 21, 2025

Carolina cream pie

cream pumped deep and filled full!

Spike how’d that Carolina cream pie turn out brother? I heard ash enjoyed it!

by Papiwhitetrash March 23, 2025

Steveland Creamer

Farting a load into your morning coffee after receptive anal sex

John: Get a load of Steve, he’s already turning a profit on deadlines for next quarter!
James: I could use a cup of whatever coffee he’s having…
John: I heard he takes it with Steveland Creamer in the bathroom before work

by lmnopxyz April 23, 2025

Rainbow Cream Pie

When a couple engage in intercourse and the male (penis having individual) ejaculates inside the woman (uterus having individual) while she is on her period creating a beautiful rainbow of sperm and menstrual blood.

Person 1: Hey babe, can I cream pie you?
Person 2: I'm on my period.
Person 1: Even better. I can rainbow cream pie you.

by Arianna00p April 27, 2025

Maple cream pie

When you cream pie in a girl while using maple syrup as lube

Girl I’m going to maple cream pie in you tonight

by anonymous April 27, 2025