Sipple Nut

When you nut and it’s a combination of blood and cum.

Man 1: Hey dude your bitch drank my sipple nut last night.
Man 2: Yo WTF!

by Sipplenut March 2, 2021

stunt nuts

n. refers to a male porn double who's hired to perform a perilous sex act.

Director - Ready for the next scene, Johnny boy?

Johnny - You mean the one havin' me run and jump off the roof onto a lady effectively ballin her like a Spiderman? You're gonna have to pay me a lot more for that!

Director - Dammit Johnny...STUNT NUTS!!

by smarfling January 15, 2011

Half Nut

A person who is below the average height. Meaning only half of the little swimmer nut made it.

OMG! Alex is such a half nut! 👀

by ppveryhard April 22, 2020

nut brush

When you nut in a girls mouth and she uses your dick to brush the cum on her teeth

After I finished fucking her, I nutted in her mouth and she started nut brushing me.

by S.A.I (Stupid Ass Indian) October 30, 2018

Deez Nuts

an overused vine that has since become obscure

Person 1: Hey I got you a package

Person 2: Of what?

Person 1: A big ol' package of DEEZ NUTS, HA GOT 'EM!!!!!

Person 2: -_-

by SomeGuyWithNoLife October 6, 2016

Nut check

When you go to the clinic and have to have your nuts checked for work. A periodic check, evaluation for competence to work. Checking if you have a hernia. During the nut check, the doctor puts two fingers on your scrotum, tells you to turn your head and cough. If you don't have pain doing this, you have passed the nut check!

Alfred: Hey Billy, how was your nut check at the clinic?
Billy: It was great! I throughly enjoyed it!

by cpetkunas August 16, 2021

Nut shrubber

A person (possibly animals, too, such as squirrels) who finds sexual gratification from rubbing their face on a bristly nut sack.

Alvin, a true nut shrubber, turns down the Goldbond cream, even when his cheeks and chin are chaffed.

by Pusstache October 21, 2013