Old People Thing

Use these 3 words as a way to say something about parents/adults with alcohol.

My parents are going out to go do their old people thing.(wine tasting).

by Im_A_Kool_Kid777 June 25, 2022

old goaty

A mangey flea-bitten animal, one whose fur is matted and reaks of its own feces.

A person who dosn't take care of themself I.E. one who has poor personal groming, dosn't shower or brush their teeth.

Dude, your cat is lookin a little old goaty.

That old goaty look is really working for you, did you brush your teeth last week?

by madd marauder April 26, 2011

The good old switch

When you are being raped give the switch and rape them back

You just got the good old switch and you got raped

by Big booty 133 June 30, 2017

Old Scratch

Old Scratch is a nickname or pseudonym for the Devil, Satan, Beelzebub ("Netflix series "Lucifer")

Lucifer describes himself as Satan, Beelzebub, Old Scratch.. "Actually I like that one in particular..."

by LostSoulColo69 April 6, 2022

old fart alumni

You roll over, and who else could it be? It’s the alumnus who has a job, a steady flow of cash, and a crew of subordinates to do his work while he takes a long weekend to visit the frat castle once a week. Apparently everything this alumnus learned about raising hell during his undergrad years was erased while he brownnosed his way up the corporate ladder. He took the generic “walk in the way of honor” part of the of the creed a little too seriously, and now he feels like his wealth of knowledge about how he thinks the world actually works will be applicable to a bunch of adolescents determined to drink and fuck like it is going out of style. He’ll come by for a tailgate or big party once a semester just to take a look around and be somewhat disturbed by all the same things he used to do when he was 20 years old. “Guys I’m not trying to be a buzzkill, but…” will be heard a couple of times, followed by how your behavior could ultimately get your charter pulled from the wall. Whenever there is some sort of “brotherhood event,” he will be there to make sure everything runs the way it did back when he was pledging. Oh, there’s a committee meeting tonight? You can always count on this local alumnus to make an appearance because, frankly, he doesn’t have anything better to do on a Wednesday night. All in all, this guy is just the genetically altered mutant-freak version of a super senior.

old fart alumni...

by someguyoverthere2 February 19, 2020

New Shoes Old Laces

The act of giving oral pleasure in a vehicle while trying to look you are tying your shoes.

It looks like Jeremy's girlfriend has a case of the "New Shoes Old Laces".

by Totsally April 27, 2015

Old Man Steve

Someone who thinks they know everything when they don't.

Oh he is such an old man steve

by Elias59 October 27, 2020