May 31

On May 31 you get to slap any girls ass

“ Yo today is May 31 yk you get to slap any girls ass?”
“BET!!”

by nonamegoat May 30, 2023

May the 4th

MAY THE FORTH BE WITH YOU.

This is the day where u can annoy any of ur friends with nerdy jokes bout sci-fi.

Me: “Im sorry not even the tardis can translate your stupidity”

Friend 1“What is she doing”

Friend 2 “her nerdy doctor who jokes its may the 4th”

by THEGOATATNAMES April 29, 2025

dit me may

fuck your mom in vietnamese

"dit me may Thai", "dit me may Francis"

by alexandeurtwentyfive July 11, 2023

may 7

national give a girl head day!

guess what today is, it’s may 7 you know what that means Brittany?

by suckballsfuckdolls:) May 6, 2022

50 shades of May

1; Performing advanced erotic (sometimes dangerous) sexual acts to Kayla-May.

2; to broaden Kayla-May's sexual horizon, and knowledge of her sexuality through the demanding instructions, and stern discipline of her "Master".

"Man last night was lit af, she let me go 50 shades of May on her ass with some nylon rope, a bullwhip, and a gag ring!"

Kayla-May patiently waited for her Master to begin the days "50 shades of May" lesson.

by Batsquirrel May 13, 2019

Gote muh mai aagaye

When you are sitting in a auto rickshaw and you can't feel your wallet between your negligible butt cheeks and rock hard wooden seat

Ajj Papa ne cigrette pite pakad liya mere toh gote muh mai aagaye

by Desification_ April 4, 2025

may 4

People born on this day are shy, talkative, creative, handsome, sexy, tall, and very special. If you meet a guy born on this day, never let him go he will make you feel like the most special woman on earth and love you forever. Be careful with him because he will fall in love fast, and when he does he expects it to last forever. I you do break up with him keep in mind that he will still like you and try to get you back. He may also be jealous when you find someone new so be warned. But he is the best person you’ll ever meet so hold on to him.

girl: OMG he’s hot!

Other girl: Yea he is,he must have been born on may 4!
Girl: Your totally right

by Kristina was taken November 22, 2021