Hose Slap

Hose Slap /v/ the act of when a male dick slaps his partner while he ejaculates

"Aye bru I straight hose slapped my girl last night " " ayyy daaaassh right bru told you it was fun"

by Kegs47 August 24, 2016

New England Rabbit Slap

When you decide to go S&M style with your partner, but if you cum before they let you then your punishment is being slapped in the face with a bag of hops.

Guy 1: My girl gave me a New England Rabbit Slap last night, I still have the bruises. I told her next time don't squeeze so tight.

by IRHMP August 27, 2016

Trap Slap Kapow

-when a bitch pulls that weave out and you gotta trap slap kapow that bitchass

-most often resulting in knockout

-so devastating that it reverberates the earth with with one blow

-an oppon handed strike during a potent bass drop

-delivered from a beautiful monster's inside palm

-trap queen slap, tied up version

-leads to self-awakening

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Few years back I saw Kanye get the good ol' trap slap kapow from a stop sign behind a sketchers store. He later released some dope rug wear.

by EBrady September 12, 2016

Slap Stain

The mark left after getting necked or slapped on your skin.

Angie: "Honey, do these jeans make my butt look big?"

Bill: "Yes"

Angie: "You better rethink your answer before I put a slap stain on yo face

by Slap'n Cap'n October 5, 2016

slap 20

When you're needing cash back but don't want a single $20 bill.

I don't want a slap 20, give me two $10s.

by Shecky Schabaz October 21, 2015

Canoe Slapped

Performing the Cunnilingual arts with such a profound skill and vigor as to cause a woman to gyrate her hips uncontrollably, inevitably thrusting them upwards with orgasmic energy enough to knock the absolute fuck out of your greasy mug and send it flying back, potentially injuring both parties.

-Dude, what happened to your front teeth!?
- Man, I wath eating Sthathy's box out and that evil little bath'dard in the pink canoe reared up and thucker punched the thhid out'a me!
- Dude, you totally got canoe slapped!! Nice!
-Fuck you, I'm gay now...want a blowjob?
-Fine, but no teeth.

by Someone who misses their balls October 29, 2015

Keyboard Slap

When you slap your cock against your keyboard for 2+ hours in order to do the following actions:
1. Create an MLG video.

2. Create a "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" video
3. Anything else I guess is possible if Donald Trump can become president.

I wanted to send my friend a Snapchat, so I did a keyboard slap

by Klfeeedome November 2, 2015