(guy) oh no here comes the Simp
(Simp) aye guys belle delphine read my dono last night now's I just need her number
(Simp) aye guys belle delphine read my dono last night now's I just need her number
by Squeaksalot July 21, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Jordan Sagers
by Prince Hershey February 12, 2024
Get the Princess simpmug. A homo sapiens who goes by the name Ale and is concerningly in love with any girl who happens to show a level of interest in him. He then proceeds to fall madly in love with them. Be careful once in love he serves as a non-listening safety hazard.
He is a simp.
by mayasierraaaaaa March 21, 2023
Get the Simpmug. Stands for Small Impregnated Man Pussy. When you claim to be a man's man but instead you have a vagina.
Lionel used to be a man but one day he woke up to himself making a loud queef thus discoving he was a simp and was never the same again.
by The one that has no name June 9, 2022
Get the SIMPmug. Your a simp .
by poliujytgredwqasfhkmznxbcv May 28, 2020
Get the simpmug. “did u hear dara merriman gave phoebe his giant death star lego set just so she’d kiss him”
“he’s such a simp”
“he’s such a simp”
by cowfrombarnyard March 19, 2020
Get the simpmug.