Moscow parking

To place a meeting in a THIRD layer above existing ones. May be understandable by the boomers only, not sure.

Andrew, fucking MOSCOW PARKING again? Pls, be a professional, schedule a meeting next day!

by Myswarm February 18, 2023

Jared Parks

tall skinny kid with a broken back who acts tougher on text than in person. He will threaten to beat you up on text but will slap you on the cheek and say he beat the shit outta you.

"Stop being a Jared Parks and say that to my face."

by Mark Sanito December 10, 2019

park jimin

breathtaking, talented, supportive, smart, otherworldly, unreal, graceful, loved, loving, embodiment of love, unpredictable, happiness personified

local: what’s a park jimin?
army: he’s just the epitome of breathtaking, talented, supportive, smart, otherworldly, unreal, graceful, loved, loving, embodiment of love, unpredictable, happiness personified . stan park jimin

by parkjiminlover July 4, 2022

Parked

when something's boring, over, not moving- just like a parked car.

invented by samuelsleeves (on tiktok)

Omg it's not even lunch yet? This day is absolutely parked.

or

Person 1: hey how's that new movie you saw?

Person 2: parked. not worth seeing.

by randomperson5000 March 15, 2024

Elizabeth Parks

The most beautiful girl in the world. Someone who has hurt and been hurt back. The woman that deserves everything

Elizabeth Parks, Izzie, I don't know if you'll ever read this, but I'm sorry. If I could do anything I'd go back so I could love you again and make it right.

by MG2106 January 24, 2024

parked

Slang for boring, uninteresting, done, over. Comes from a parked car, which is not moving.

Oh my gosh it's not even lunch yet? This day is absolutely parked.

by sussybaka64 February 29, 2024

Foster Park Flicker Gooning

The act of pulling out your Long Veiny Cock and stroking in the bathrooms at the public foster park and submitting yourself as one with the park, drooping your seed and making yourself one with the cremation of the park, as you rapidly stroke that massive todger. consuming the bathroom around with with your glorious glaze which is known as goon juice.

i cant wait to go to the park and start Foster Park Flicker Gooning

by tampagooner33 February 8, 2025