Marinara Mike

A marinara Mike is similar to a wet Willy. The only difference is that the finger is dipped into marinara sauce instead of one’s mouth.

I just gave bill a massive marinara Mike

by ImALasagnaHog November 7, 2020

Mustache Mike

A badass security guard who has a badass nickname. This nickname has no other connotations other than BADASS...AND BALD!!!

Mustache Mike is out on patrol, I hope nobody gets in his way.

by Dan the man1986 November 24, 2020

Big Mike

Term for when you cum in your own belly button

Bro yesterday I did a Big Mike at least 3 times.

by Chuck_Fuck December 12, 2020

Purple Mike

The act of purposely sticking your finger through the toilet paper to tickle your dirty butthole.

I was feeling really down because i fly my wingsuit with my knees bent so i gave myself a Purple Mike to raise my spirits... But it didnt work and now im even sadder than before...

by Jimbo Big Slice January 8, 2021

leck mike rack

lick my crack

leck mike rack is a stupid kahoot name

by MLGassSlayer10000 February 23, 2021

chez mickey

In 2010, a restaurant manager at Disneyland Paris killed himself. Before he died, he scratched a message on a wall "Je ne veux pas retourner chez Mickey" which, translated English, means "I do not want to work for any more'.

Chez Mickey murdered my children

by Ventus HD March 31, 2021

Slimey Mike

When you pull your penis out after anal sex and proceed to poke or slap the woman's face with your slimey cock.

My girlfriend was acting out so i gave her a good old slimey mike.

by Hough_Morris April 4, 2021