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anti-eat ass

Derived from spray used on pets to fight mange. Turned into insult for individuals with ugly topical skin problems. Describes what someone should do to cover up their nasty asses.
Jason saw his ex-girlfriend walk into the bar, and his buddy Brent said that that ugly bitch needed to be sprayed with some anti-eat ass!
by punkdaddyo December 13, 2005
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Eating Unicorn

when a male puts a dildo on his fore head and eats her pussy while the dildo is in her ass
me and chad wanted to experiment so we tried the Eating Unicorn last night and it was amazing
by SEXPOSTIONMASTER6969 January 10, 2019
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Ewok Eating Salami

A particularly unkempt vagina, all teeth, fur , strange noises and bits of meat hanging out, giving the appearance of a Star Wars Ewok eating salami
by Clothears May 29, 2018
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go eat rocks

(offensive) what you say to someone who is not only very politically opinionated, and not afraid to speak their mind when it comes to politics, but also arrogantly proud of being politically incorrect as well.
son: (starts waving US Confederate flag around the room): I think we should impeach President Barak Obama; he is not doing anything meaningful concerning illegal immigration. I think we should elect either John McCain or Joe Arpaio.

father: are you nuts? since when re you so politically opinionated? I think it's your mother's upbringing. she's the one whose supposed to be politically opinionated, not you. Now, as your father, i am ordering you to either kiss the Don's ring or die. I am ordering you to stop waving that US Confederate flag, to go eat rocks, and then off to your room to do your homework Got that?

son: yes, dad. but i am entitled to my political opinion, even if I am politically incorrect
by Sexydimma May 7, 2013
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eating a mcdonald

It's when you're about to eat your best friend mom fat ass in public.
Him: hey what are you doing tonight
You: Probably eating a mcdonald with your dad
by Darksideofmeme May 29, 2018
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eat watermelon behind the stairwell

The act of cumming into a watermelon typically after having sex with a prostitute, inserting it into her ass, and then eating it.
I was fucking the shit out of Watermelonisha and she told me to eat watermelon behind the stairwell.
I didn't know what was going on at first, but when I did it was fucking good.
by Edgecs September 12, 2017
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perfect eating

eating something whole without wasting any part of it. Also called holophagy.
Eating a banana is not perfect eating because its skin is thrown way, whereas eating an ice-cream cone is.
by uttam maharjan December 9, 2012
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