ITCHY BROWN EYE

What you see when the butt cheeks are spread apart.

>She bent over and asked me to invade her itchy brown eye.

>I looked her square in her itchy brown eye and then inserted my fist.

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

giving the pirate eye

When you attempt to seduce another with an enticing look, however the look fails and you are looking at the other person with your eye squinted and your lip up (making you look like a pirate)...often more embarrassing when you give a hardy "ARRRR" along with the look.

Bill: "Sally gave me a peg leg yesterday."
Tim: "Why?"
Bill: "I gave her the pirate eye last week."

by Shirty McSame March 6, 2003

eye opener

When you are fucking a girl in any way but you pull out and nut in her eyes.

Cumming all over her face sure was an eye opening experience!

by Blue Meanie February 13, 2003

Snake Eye

It's the person who's look you right in the eye. When you play mexx

get the rulez of mexx at google. being defined. Snake Eye. You will get the key if you play snake eyes online.

by suuz-appie-zatttep August 5, 2008

raccoon eyes

When a male ejaculates specifically on both closed eyes of a female. Similar to dot her eyes but usually done from the side of her face thus giving the impression of raccoon eyes.

My brother Dave said he finished off by giving his girl raccoon eyes.

by Rich the Bandito November 2, 2006

Alaskan Eye Patch

The act of ejaculating into a females eye, allowing time for the seamen to dry thus causing a translucent patch covering the specimens eye

Alaskan Eye Patch
The elaborate use of male seamen to make an almost artistic creation

by jizbitch August 16, 2010

eye candy shopping

Term used, mostly by females, when purposely looking for eye candy or attractive others. Eye Candy Shopping is mostly when a female or her friends usually go out to mall nights, sprucing up their style, and walking aimlessly around just looking for or looking forward to seeing other attractive boys or whatever pleasures their sight-response. You can go eye candy shopping any where-malls, schools, football games, outings, clubs, e.t.c. ‘Shopping’ comes from the fact that you are purposely looking or searching for eye candy.

Hilary: Omg Courtney! Let's go to the mall tonight and see a movie and hang out.
Courtney: Omg no! Let's go Eye Candy Shopping! It's friday and it's bound to be packed!

Raynee: Yubi, I thought we were going to the football game to watch the game, why are we pacing around?
Yubi: Common Raynee, no one watches the football game, everyone is Eye Candy Shopping right now, look around you!

Justin: Hey Brice, let's go to the Airfest on the air force base.
Brice: Hell no! What do I look like?
Justin: Common, just imagine all the girls in their short-shorts! It's the perfect place to go eye candy shopping.

by Newport Boo 813 May 6, 2008