Box munching King

Usually a male named Jonathan who wears glasses and is low key a kiny monster. He has a 100% success rate in making a girl organism with his tongue as his glasses fog up.

did she hook up with Jonathan? Lucky girl because he is the box munching king!

by BurnsOnion July 14, 2022

boxing day blowout

When you take a fine lady to the mall on Dec 26 and blow a big load on her face.

Man, Skylar did the craziest boxing day blowout to that chick

by Kihnetic December 12, 2013

American Bento Box

Tupperware

I stuffed my lunch Japanese style into my American Bento Box.

by Headcircus January 18, 2011

Boxed like a fish

Its a term to use when you want to absolutely jinx your chances in a manhunt.

George: "Ooooo... Dreams boxed like a fish!!!"

Dream: *Proceeds to destroy the hunters*

George: "..."

by Ur great aunt Sharleen May 20, 2021

rearrange my box

russian way of saying “rearrange my guts”

i have 10 to 12 people coming to rearrange my box

by nowedragon December 31, 2020

salmon hog box

The act of performing oral sex on a female after the both of you have rolled around in mud like hogs for hours making the vagina sweaty and smelling like salmon

I gave Stacy the best salmon hog box on the farm the other weekend

by HogBoxBoy72 March 04, 2021

hottest dick in the box

The penis which is predominant, glowing, throbbing, and more prominent than all others, capable of great action, and almost supernatural feats.

A.K.A.: The ALPHA PENIS!!!

At tomorrow's budget presentation, you gotta be the hottest dick in the box.

Oh, he dances so well, he thinks he's the hottest dick in the box.

Chocolate covered cherries are the hottest dick in the box.

by Kfed69 July 30, 2014