JK all the way 

Short for, "Just kidding, all the way". It is used by many of the same people who say things like, "See you later, alligator" and "Bye-bye butterfly". It is presumed that the kind of people who say these things suffered some sort of serious rhyme shortage as children.

"Hey, did you hear? Jerry just got hit by a car!"

"Oh my god, is he okay?"

"Haha, you fell for it! JK all the way!"

JK all the way by Se@horse15 December 16, 2012

get all nike on me 

Someone who takes an extreme proactive "just do it" stance in your life.

Me : Gee, I really need to clean my messy house.

Friend: I am coming over tomorrow with my cleaners and

going to help you scrub this place down until it is spic and span !

Me: Wow , don't get all nike on me.

get all nike on me by mamadrama October 9, 2013

Killing all birds with two stones 

Refers to someone (usually a man) who, a lot like the most interesting man in the world from the XX commercials, purports to be able to have grandiose powers and do things that one else can. Can be both positive or negative depending on how the phrase is used. In the positive, it is a compliment to someone's ability; in the negative it is a tongue in cheek statement, that's really meant to slight someone as not being capable of anything like he purports himself to be capable of.

Positive example: Ya, that guy is a real a bulldog. Some people may be able to kill two birds with one stone- but this guy kills all birds with two stones. The ones in his pants.

Negative example: Ya that lawyer doing the commercials on TV, I wouldn't believe shit he says. I mean, he doesn't just kill two birds with one stone. He's killing all birds with two stones. The ones in his pants.

Killing all birds with two stones by brandonmarshall15 October 17, 2013

y'all family right?

The question used for when you are speaking to a more, country person, hinting that they enjoy members of their family in such a deep way. See also Incest

Monya: Proceeds to flip off Tristan
Tristan: "No thank you."
Monya: "Why don't you go do that with Allye?"
Tristan: "No thank you.." He paused momentarily, there was silence
Sterling: "Why not.. Y'all family right?" Followed by laughter of the kid across from him.. causing him to laugh aswell.

y'all family right? by #YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm December 8, 2013

balls all week 

To be "balls all week" is the correct term to describe the corolation between a time span of the begining of the week till the present and the feeling which can be described as energetic or hyped-up.

Dave: dude, quit doing that!
Allen: don't tell me what to do man, ive been balls all week!
Dave: oh, ok. I didn't mean it.

balls all week by imtootallforlife April 24, 2014

we all have goals. 

response when someone does something goal worthy.

you: I'm gonna poop in your face hole!
me: we all have goals.

we all have goals. by richardisadick July 4, 2014

May all yer turtles hae' three heids 

This is a traditional Scottish saying in rural Stirlingshire which means as it sounds in English 'May your turtles have 3 heads'. It is a phrase typically used by those who aim to wish a person a deep sleep. It is unclear of the origins of the phrase, especially as there are no wild turtles in Scotland and Stirlingshire has no coast, however it may have originated when Scotland was a driving force of the commonwealth.

"I'm aff tae bed now, cheery ho"
"Aright then, May all yer turles hae' three heids"
"Thanks pal, and yae tae"

May all yer turtles hae' three heids

May all yer turtles hae' three heids by Ayeknowaboutscotland July 26, 2014