Pooty hole Benson

A person who is a complete failure at life. Someone who just can't seem to find his butt, even if he is using both his hands.

My sister's husband is a real pooty hole benson.

by EJ'sdaughter October 3, 2015

Butt Hole Barber

A term for a homosexual. When you shove your thing into another guy's behind, you rip some of his butt hole hair out which is lining the outside of his asshole as you push your thing in. This is a butt hole barber.

That prison shave was mighty fine, I feel like a new man! All you need to do is go to the showers to the local butt hole barber. Best of all, it's free!

by Cave Water October 20, 2020

hock your hole

To sell your ass for cash.

Johnny: I really want that new PlayStation 4 but I'm flat broke.
James: Well you better go down the corner and hock your hole then.

by Tricky1979 February 12, 2017

fling hole machine

a sport emily does in the olympics

person 1: who is that riding the fling hole machine
person 2: thats emily

by theanonymouspanda August 8, 2012

iowa crinkle hole

Shoving a whole corn cob up an anus.

Hey Brian, I totally Iowa Crinkle Holed your mom last night.

by Handlebar Jim December 9, 2020

dead mans hole

When is chick is such a lame fuck that you would rather do a dead person

Mike was telling Todd that he a dead mans hole last night and would have rather jerked off.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

woo hoo hole

A term used to describe large holes in pants that show your skin. This term should also be used for describing the hole in men’s underwear.

These holes could potentially be used for ulterior purposes...

Wow Annabelle! Your mom’s vintage jeans have a pretty gnarly woo hoo hole in the knee! Might wanna patch that one up.

Jonny... you left your woo hoo hole unzipped.... again...

by Woohooholemaster December 14, 2019