park you

to beat the shit outta somebody

Imma straight park you when I see you .

by anonymous February 5, 2024

South Park Statement

A statement that is so fucking stupid, that you wonder if a character said that in South Park.

Don: World hunger is falling to an all time low!
Chet: The children are becoming white!
Don: What? That is so retarded! Stop making these South Park statements!
Chet: I could have sworn you said there were less hungry kids.

by Composer man December 27, 2023

Parked

The vehicle is unmoving, it cannot go anywhere.

Nothing is happening, it’s boring, things are coming to a halt, they’ve been put in their place

A: Today has been absolutely parked bro.
B: nah, it’s not a wrap yet.

A: Parked, it’s over.

by Eastsidegambit April 3, 2024

Matthew Park

He’s a big CUTIE

really tall

BROWN EYES
cool Asian boy

love of your life

Did you know matthew park has a brother?

by shrek’sbigtoe November 24, 2020

Ball Park Frank

When you stick it in all three “bases” (mouth, asshole, vagina), cum on their stomach and slide on it head first like you’re sliding into home base.

It was a great night. Gave her the ol’ Ball Park Frank.

by anonymous November 18, 2020

Oak Park

Literally the biggest piece of liberal dogshit that ever was propped up and given a nametag. Some of Illinois' most prestigious and intolerable call this place home, and may God have mercy upon them, for they know not what they do.

Diary entry ~ August 3rd, 2023
The liberal frenzy has gotten out of control. I am fighting for control of my mind against the horde of Oak Park Karens.

by morgan_lebelle August 3, 2023

Thames Park

some new school that their head teacher posted on tiktok 😭😭. his liked videos are women shaking ass and he's commented "lovely" on them.. (hoping he isn't a pedo for you guys)
the school looks lovely tho (according to Google images)

"yo you heard of that new school?"
"oh thames park? yh they've got a weird head"
"feel bad for those kids going to tp tbh"
"mums"

by onlyjay August 30, 2022