Smoke Detector Bird

A small imaginary creature that makes loud noises and wakes people up.

Matt- "That smoke detector bird sounds hungry?"

Brad-"Don't worry hunter will feed him soon. Can't cook without burning food"

by BigDog9 April 22, 2017

BIRDS.

A new, fresh alternative to answering questions with "Your mom."

Person 1: What is the meaning of life, in your opinion?

Person 2: BIRDS.

by GIRw4ffl3z1869 January 5, 2022

swag bird

a swagalicious bird. like this one specific individual bird with no name and loads of swag

there's swag bird flying with his girlfriend

by Yugenix March 29, 2022

Dr Doon Bird

Protector of the weak defender of justice wears crocs and is 5’9 with a long wingspan

Better watch out! Here comes Dr Doon Bird

by donisvalid October 15, 2021

Locker-Room Baby-Bird

It’s when taking a “dry scoop” of pre-workout to the face before hitting a pump. Someone, usually of the preferred sex but if it’s with ur boys that’s cool, puts the “chaser” into their mouth to then spits it into yours to help wash down the powder.

Kyle: “Yo, I just ran a “Locker-Room Baby-Bird” with Ashly and I’m bouta hit a bench PR‼️“

Bradly: “Hell yeah boy, can you help me with mine real quick? “*passes gatorade* “Cuz we’re boys, right?”

by anonymous May 21, 2021

Nut Bird

1. A bird who's beak has evolved to crack and eat nuts
2. A synoynm for Kitten(sexual)

P1: Yo your girlfriend is so hot
P2: She's my little Nut Bird

by Jelly_Beanowo April 23, 2021

Birds

Government spy drones

look at those fr*cking birds charging on the power lines, how do people not see this sh*ot?

by Birdsarentfuckingrealplease@me June 27, 2019