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blow job on the rocks

when one's marriage is in peril and the wife performs oral sex on her spouse to rectify the situation.
we had a big argument last night,then she gave me ablow job on the rocks.
by Anonymous May 9, 2003
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rock n roll

Kiss, led zep, acdc,queen, beach boys, guns n roses, black sabeth. all rock bands and all sound unique and not totally alike. Rock consists of different Genres froem heavey metle, to soft rock. persoonally i love punk rock e.g. the hives, sugarcult etc . . .
Kiss is the greatest rock n roll band ever. i mean cumin, have u seen gene simons' toungue !!!!!
by Steve white August 12, 2005
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glam rock

A poser-fashion style started by many posers in the 1960,1970 focusing on the gleam of clothes, the non-physical
sexual attitude, the fashion . General focusing on pose and not music. A virus that possessed and possesses true rock
which is a style of life and a reaction against systems.
Started by assholes like David Bowie, it continues to be trendy, it sells well and it's loved by companies and record stores who like a non-aggressive rock style(pop style like Britney Spears bitch) cause it's a music that family buys. It's also received well by the system. Gays and
drug addicts can't react.
(glam rock) David Bowie,Elton John,George Michael, Guns n' roses,Ratt,Poison,Twisted Sister,Judas Priest,Wild Machine,
Joe Satriani,Yngwie Malmsteem,Steve Vai, Whitesnake,Dio,Bon Jovi,Him,Marilym Manson,Slipknot etc...............
EXCEPTION TO THE RULE IS QUEEN
REMARKABLED IN THE HISTORY OF MUSIC FOR THEIR GREAT MUSIC
AND NOT FOR THEIR POSE
by axemaster November 30, 2006
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Rocks My Socks

English equivalent of 'rox0rs my sox0rs!'
<FemaleStereotype> Eminem rocks my socks!!!111
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003
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Rock-Hero Musician

Term used to refer to people who have no musical talent, but due to games such as Guitar Hero and Rock Band, they convince themselves that they can actually play an instrument. This misconception usually makes itself apparent when a Rock-Hero is given a chance to play a the instrument they think they can play, resulting in the Rock-Hero making a spectacle of themselves while also annoying the instruments owner and nearby people. The most cummon instruments are drums, bass, or guitar.
Example1:

Guy1: "Dude, what the hell are you doing with that guitar?"

Guy2: "Bro, I play Rock Band all the time, I figure the movements were real enough... I figured I could hammer out a simple tune"

Guy1: "Well you might be a Rock-Hero Musician... But you were wrong. Invest in guitar lessons, not Rock Band expansions"

Example2:

Dude1: "O.k, you been banging those drums for 10 minutes, I've yet to hear a beat."

Dude2: "I'm a pro Rock-Hero Musician!!"

Dude1: "What? Rock-Hero Musician? That's the most retarded thing I've heard, aside from people who choose to play recorder. I bet that just like recorder players, you'll never get laid for that skill."
by T.J Awesome:) April 24, 2010
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Leafy Turtle Rock

A kind of person who is very shy and camoflagues themselves and their emotions.
Dear God Vicky Forsyth Smith is such a leafy turtle rock.

Elwin the Leafy turtle rock can be so annoying when she wont talk.
by Elwinrockz December 15, 2009
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rock yo top

The act of inflecting a great blow to another persons head.
"A did you see the fight last night?"-Person 1

"yeah, pretty boy Floyd rocked his top!!"-Person 2

Or

"A chill out wit all dat before i rock yo top"-T.J. Booga
by TJ Gage May 14, 2008
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