A place you go to look at memes. or you're just bored out of your fucking mind. Or you are procrastinating. Maybe you want a quick fap. (i don't judge)
Mom: Why were you in your room for 37 hours straight?
Depressed 14 year old: da fuckin internet
Mom: What were you doing?
Depressed 14 year old: everything. porn, fapped, youtube, memes, made life choices i will regret
Mom: Is that what you do on the internet? (n. a global computer network providing a variety of information and communication facilities, consisting of interconnected networks using standardized communication protocols)
Depressed 14 year old: *tips fedora* fuk yeah
Depressed 14 year old: da fuckin internet
Mom: What were you doing?
Depressed 14 year old: everything. porn, fapped, youtube, memes, made life choices i will regret
Mom: Is that what you do on the internet? (n. a global computer network providing a variety of information and communication facilities, consisting of interconnected networks using standardized communication protocols)
Depressed 14 year old: *tips fedora* fuk yeah
by ur mom's spatula March 28, 2019
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gamer #1: Mate, your connection is so bad, you're rubber banding all over the place.
gamer #2: He may as well be connected Maccas Internet.
maccas internet guy: *through constant crackling* oi, shut the fuck up 'bout my connection you little bitches
gamer #2: He may as well be connected Maccas Internet.
maccas internet guy: *through constant crackling* oi, shut the fuck up 'bout my connection you little bitches
by vJ_434 August 18, 2019
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The Internet is a place you can easily find on your computer where you can watch videos, make memes, play video games, and much more. The Internet is also referred to The World Wide Web or just The Web.
This morning I went onto my computer to look at the daily news on The Internet.
The Internet is a series of tubes.
The Internet is a series of tubes.
by Woomy Queen August 26, 2019
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Dc international school may seem like a nice IB school. This is completely false. The high school bathroom is often full of horny teens who are hoping for a passing period hookup. The middle school bathrooms are full of confused children making out. The kids are often late to classes due to fights in the hallways. This school is full of vsco girls, fuckboys sports fanatics, and bullies. Finally, WATCH OUT FOR MUNDO VERDE KIDS! (From the Spanish emersion school mundo verde) THEY ARE CRAZY!!!! Overall, this school is a hella mess. Teachers are great, other students however, not so much.
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