grandniece-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's grandnibling's wife.

My grandniece-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023

Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor

"The better something tastes and/or the more filling it is, the worse it is for you." (Well, duhhh...!) Similar to when you are given a spoonful of medicinal syrup and it tastes absolutely terrible, and so you figure that it MUST be good for you. (And of course, that may indeed be true sometimes, but I wonder if a lot of times it's merely somewhat of a placebo effect --- your body just hurries up and gets well so that it doesn't hafta stomach the tortures of gagging down any more of that horrid bitter/sour elixir!)

I love rich sumptuous foods like burgers and fries, but my hippie-guru doctor put me on a diet of yucky-tasting bean sprouts and tofu --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor!

by QuacksO September 5, 2019

Paliza (Polizei): The First Martial Law Juveniles Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 341: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 343: Paliza (Polizei): The First Martial Law Juveniles Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

law of conservation of botheration

The heavily researched theory that botheration cannot be created nor destroyed under the laws of chemistry. If someone bothers you, you cannot hold that botheration in; therefore, you must bother someone else in order for a proper transfer and balance in he world.

Veronica bothered me and now I must bother Elodie in order to satisfy the law of conservation of botheration.

by elfastasmo November 28, 2021

Arm's Law

Arm's Law

If it's mainstream it's fake.

"I saw Canada's PM Trudeau, his deputy PM, and several other top MPs ALL got on a plane together and flew to Ukraine to watch a U2 concert."

"Oh that's fake"

"How do you know?"

"Arm's Law. If it's mainstream it's fake."

by helloboots May 9, 2022

aunt-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's pibling's wife.

My aunt-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023

Shard's Law

Originating in trendy East London in 2024 during a cold winter night. Looking at the Xmas Light at the top of the Shard, if it's green, you roll one. That's Shard's Law.

I had to roll one again last night because the lights were green, fucking's Shard's Law

by Chemist95 November 23, 2024