If you're homeless, just buy a house

Something to say back to people when they give completely useless advice.

Jim: "Man I'm having so much trouble figuring out the proper technique to install my dishwasher."
Colin: "Just install it, easy as that."
Jim: "Oh cool, so if you're homeless, just buy a house. Easy, problem solved. Duh."

by suburban__dictionary January 2, 2023

Waffle house

A dining place that is UNTOUCHABLE, waffle house is ALWAYS OPEN. Sometimes in a REALLY bad storm it will have "limited menu". if it is closed RUN- wait no, IF IT IS CLOSED THERE IS NO SAVING YOURSELF YOU ARE DOOMED, REALITY IS SHATTERED, EXISTENCE IS UPSIDE DOWN, TIME IS DEAD AND MEANING HAS NO MEANING. also caseoh breeding grounds

wanna go to waffle house

its closed

HOLY SHI-

by 0mAkine January 8, 2025

Short to the house

Close to being home, mostly used in reference to being released from jail/prison soon.

Person 1: hey, whatever happened to your cousin Ron?
Person 2: oh he went to prison a few years back, but he’s “short to the house” now. He’s got like 2-3 months left before he gets out.

by Wordwise_8 October 3, 2022

Piramal Capital & Housing Finance Ltd.

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by happyuser@123 December 14, 2021

Lancaster House

The house with the hottest boys . Know as the house with all the fit lads.

Your going on a walk with a Lancaster house boy?

Lucky lad

by 18284833 September 21, 2021

Liquor House

A liquor store that is allowed to operate 24/7 because it is not legally a place of business but instead is considered a residence.

Lady 1: You wanna go grab some booze from the spot on main street after work?
Lady 2: We can't do that, we work the night shift so the liquor store won't be open.
Lady 1: Nah, don't worry. The guy who owns the place has a bed in there so it's a liquor house. Not a liquor store.

by Conrad Liquorboi August 24, 2023

italian house party

A funeral/wake held by or for Italian-Americans

Sorry to hear about your ma. She was a saint. When’s the Italian house party? I’ll send some flowers.

by om3rta September 29, 2020