firing the flesh musket

The act of pleasuring oneself (usually a male).

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"I think I'll just spend the evening at home firing the flesh musket".

by Big Daddy Ripshitz September 27, 2013

Fire pussy

When he can’t come from fucking others but does when She fucks him with her fire pussy.

That fire pussy knocked me out of my chair.

by eray314 August 18, 2022

Fire Pussy

Fire pussy is a pussy that makes you call her phone for 10 hours 101 times because you just need to get inside that tight wet juicy fat pussy girl and if her name is Mika - she got some fire pussy

“Hey wyd last night”
“I got some fire pussy- that girl Mika has the fire pussy she made me cum in 30 seconds and it was the best nut”
“How bro just 30 seconds?”
“I’m telling you bro. Fire pussy”

by Hayd0nnLv April 21, 2022

to on fire

to on fire - (v.) the act of igniting an object for pleasure, usu. sexual

"Sandra and I totally on fired a cat for our anniversary."

"In his 'alone time', John on fires other people's cars."

by Steve Del Steve April 25, 2004

Trailer Fire

A label used to describe someone super trashy, because “train wreck” is played out. See also Kartrashian Scale.

Seriously, what’s with that family? Did you see the trailer fire that Rob Kardashian married?!

by Robin Hoodlum September 15, 2018

fire-tounge

(FI-ER TOONJ) Verb

The act of tounging (skate term) when one's board is on fire or when the obstacle one is skating is ablaze.

Lance Mountain is quite famous for a very radical fire-tounge which is featured in a bones brigade video.

by schralperskaterat June 20, 2013

nepolionic fire hydrant

the act of dressing as a french officer and pouring diet coke and alkazelers in your ass then shaking your body then shooting your sexual partner in the face.

man last night tim gave me a nepolionic fire hydrant.

by touchme9000 April 03, 2011