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douche

A device containing vinegar used for cleaning a dirty and/or smelly vagina. Dirty vagina could be caused by having excessive sexual conduct with one or many partners prior to showering. Smelly vagina could be caused by not washing a dirty vagina. Some vagina are just smelly and need a douche anyway.
Person1: Wow, Nick smells like vinegar or possibly a dirty vagina.

Person2: Yeah I think he is a douche.
by melsie February 15, 2010
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Douche'

dou·ché
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché

(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.

used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.
Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"
by ForgingGraphemes September 9, 2016
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douche nozzle

A bloated sausage chewing wine.o, whose generally a complete asshole, whose socially unacceptable and has no regard for other human beings. A dick, or shit for brains.
Look at the douche nozzle taking that old lady's parking spot, what an asshole.
by larryu July 19, 2016
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Amuse Douche

The guy you’re just messing around with while waiting for the main course dude that rocks your world
I was bored and he was around, so used him as an Amuse Douche to keep myself occupied
by SirJohnsubVi April 18, 2025
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Douche Nozzle

Broooooo he ghosted you?! What a Douche Nozzle!
by _likesdogz June 21, 2023
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Douche

Noun used to replace a person's name, often done if said person has done something which would consider them to be a non-ideal person.

Often can be combined with other nouns to broden the meaning.
"What are your opinions or Brett?"
"Oh, douche really has outdone himself this time."
"Yeah, what an absolute douche canoe."
"Utter douche nozzle."
by Biddyboy June 10, 2024
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douche bag

-almost always white males ages 13-19
-usually have long hair
-will greet you with a dumbass secret handshake
-play a sport and think they are cool because of it
-usually suck ass at the sport
-love to act like they are black
by whatever5551 July 21, 2011
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