Vag confident 

Loosely connected to evolutionary theory - i.e, a women's lips are attractive to the opposite sex due their similarity to a Female's sexual organs (labia lips). Using social media, women adopt an exentuated pout (in 'selfies') to elicit heightened sexual attraction; unconsciously communicating 'i am ready for sexual activity and super fertile'.

Women who do not adopt thIs approach in 'selfies' exude a confidence and low need for attention from others - hence they are 'vag confident'.

1) She's look amazing on her face book site , she is so vag confident
2) I'd really like to get to know her; seems so cool and natural. Amazing vag confidence

Vag confident by Simon McG April 19, 2018

Crucial conflict 

Something that looks like fun or beneficial at first but interferes with other more important matters in the future.

Having sex with your friends girlfriend is definitely a crucial conflict.

Having sex with someone who has an STD , is also a crucial conflict

Crucial conflict by Black wisdom November 12, 2017

goulag Confederate 

(confederate must be with a capital C): an American judge/prosecutor/ law enforcement official who more likely send a violent criminal to a goulag work camp than to the big house or condemned row

in order to rid Chicago of crime Rahm Emanuel shouldn't ask the U.N. for help , he should hire a Marshall Zhukov or another goulag Confederate.

goulag Confederate by Uncle Dimma December 19, 2017

Trouser confidence

To lose your trouser confidence is when you fart but you are scared it will turn into something wet and far much worse

I had a madrass, 5 pints of guiness and half a dozen whiskeys last night. My trouser confidence is not high

Trouser confidence by Heatsipop January 21, 2018

Cracker Confusion 

The art of having a girlfriend with a twin sister, and getting confused with the twin and your girlfriend and end up fucking her dad

Man last night I had the worst cracker confusion, I think I have one of his shewbs stuck in between my teeth.

Cracker Confusion by Shitlord69420 May 27, 2018

a confused het 

jessica

jessica is a confused het

a confused het by markleeh June 17, 2018

Comma Confidence 

The confidence one feels having learned where to place, and when not to place, a comma.

Tired of suffering from comma insecurity, Charles studied and achieved comma confidence.

Comma Confidence by but for September 13, 2018