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Gucci Boner

One of the best humorous video and meme accounts on Instagram, quite unique and original.
Have you seen the new Gucci boner video? I've never laughed so hard in my life
by Gucci Boner February 19, 2023
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Wish-boner

When she goes down on you, gets you hard, and then pries you balls apart as far as they can go.
“I had a real painful wish-boner yesterday, but it’s ok cuz I’m into that stuff”
by MikeWaz0wski March 3, 2023
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pointy boner

when you sharpen you dick with a pencil sharpener or a razor blade
I was so bored on the weekend i gave my dog a pointy boner.
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butt boner

When you take a dookie in a particularly cold environment and the fecal matter freezes on the way out of your rectal cavity, causing you to have a sizeable brown stick protruding from your butt, ergo, a butt boner.
I took a dump in a public restroom in an ice rink and i ended up getting a butt boner
by poopyshit24 April 1, 2023
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Storm boner

The storm boner is when a crack of thunder gives you a full blown errection and you feel the pulse of the lightning
Damn did you also get a storm boner or is it just me.
by Bigisland April 3, 2023
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Cum boner

a boner with cum in it
"when eminem was born he congratulated the doctor" - some guy

"cum boners" - some other guy
by baloneybob April 7, 2023
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whiskey boner

When you’re so drunk, you get a Boner. A side effect of many drugs, including alcohol.
Hey girl, you ready to go cause I got a whiskey Boner
by SmashTheState May 22, 2023
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