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turbo ski job

It is essentially a standard ski job with except the one performing the act uses their mouth also. It feels really good.
Christy gives a killer turbo ski job.
by John Oates July 18, 2007
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Pacific Rim Job

Giving a rim job through a canned pinapple ring.
We had some pinapple rings leftover from the Easter ham so I gave my hot cousin a Pacific Rim Job
by Mary Hasek March 26, 2017
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randy rim-job

A randy rim-job is licking and sucking and sticking your tongue as far up a dude's asshole as you can until you make him have a rim-job-gasm and he blows his load.
I gave Matt a randy rim-job -- his ass tastes so fine!
by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021
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Utica Hand Job

-act of mutual masterbation involving (a) one of many closeted gays or child molesters in Utica NY, (b) a member of the local Utica government including but not limited to UPD, and (3) internet porn containing extreme depictions of BDSM, bestiality, kiddie porn, and incest, usually all at once.

-person who writes inflammatory comments on topix, especially in Utica
-yo,man, Fat Eddie just got picked up for giving Labelly a Utica Hand Job.

-bitch just insulted me! what a utica hand job.
by utica hand job June 19, 2010
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Blow job broad

a female whose only good use is to give blow jobs.
I wanted head, called up Michelle, got a blow job and dropped her off at her place. No food, no snuggling, just a blow job and she's gone. therefore a blow job broad is what she is, that is all she is good for.
by Donnie T March 28, 2009
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hand-job deluxe

A hand job deluxe is what your masturbation buddy gives you if you want one (I always do!) -- he sticks the middle finger of one hand up my boi-hole and massages my prostate, while using the others to play with my balls. He jacks me off with his other hand until I have an awesome cumgasm and blow my load, and then laps up my cum as it spurts from my dick.
I love it when Matt gives me a hand-job deluxe!
by USAF Cadet January 5, 2021
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Steve Jobs Device

An apple product, usually hand held or portable
"Did you hear about the new iPad?"

"The world does not need another steve jobs device."
by DingusMoose March 30, 2010
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