Park City Alarm Clock

Waking up in a luxury ski chalet to a local attempting to penetrate the wrong hole.

Sara’s one night stand woke her up with a park city alarm clock

by Craig Shebesta April 26, 2025

season parking

A long term parking concession sold to vehicle owners on a calendar basis

Season parking is also comparatively affordable.

by eusoo March 26, 2016

penis parking garage

A person's mouth that is large enough for at least 2 penis'

Samys penis parking garage was well known by all on the football team some times up to four would park at a timecock suckered

by gmoney February 24, 2015

parked

booorrring. bored. nothing is happening.

"this week is so parked."

"do you want to go to Annabelle's house?"
"nah that bitch is parked."

by gayratz May 18, 2024

Rotary Park

Rotary Park is safe after dark
Neighbors off porches, the playground is stark
Wine stained a vacant old basketball court
Dwellings surround a municipal fort
Don't mind the stories of triumphs and glories
Rotary Park is the jam after dark

Guy: Ever heard of Rotary Park?
Joe Hawley and Zubin Sedghi: wtf man

by ColdsteelpotOFCL May 23, 2024

Dog park

A situation/event/gathering that leads to interacting with many of your best friends.

~Derived from how dogs get excited/wag their tails at the dog park when seeing other dogs.

Victoria: "So Stacy, Hannah and Kathy are moving into my neighborhood, it's going to be a dog park!"
Rachel: "Ahhh such a dog park!"

by Chrico_PK May 5, 2024

Parked

A word to describe anything lame, played out, broken, stupid, wasted, boring, or negative.

"Saying "Gives me the ick" is parked."

"Ankle socks are parked."

"They got seriously parked at the bar last night and passed out on the toilet."

"Hooking up with randoms off Tinder is Parked"

by Your tattoos are ugly June 1, 2024