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When you nut in a girls mouth and she uses your dick to brush the cum on her teeth
After I finished fucking her, I nutted in her mouth and she started nut brushing me.
by S.A.I (Stupid Ass Indian) October 30, 2018
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On my nuts

When Joan Vu stalks your boyfriend at Starbucks just to show him pictures of her and her boyfriend.

Also when Joan Vu stalks me and my boyfriend at his place and tries to look through the window.

Also when Joan vu stalks your Instagram and says to your boyfriend that you were sending her messages of pictures of you and your boyfriend when that psycho was just looking at my Instagram story.
Damn, Joan is just on my nuts.
by Joan Vu October 31, 2018
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Numb Nut

a numb nut is also a numb skull, doesn't get what anyone is talking about . Needs to have a net for all of the jokes that go over their heads. Generally a numb nut, can't grasp the concept of the purpose.
We told that joke to Tim real slow in layman's terms , he needs a net to catch all of the ones that go over his head, he's such a numb nut.
by SillyPsychosexy February 26, 2019
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Numb Nut

a numb nut is also a numb skull, doesn't get what anyone is talking about . Needs to have a net for all of the jokes that go over their heads. Generally a numb nut, can't grasp the concept of the purpose.
We told that joke to Tim real slow in layman's terms , he needs a net to catch all of the ones that go over his head, he's such a numb nut.
by SillyPsychosexy February 26, 2019
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Nut Tearing

(Verb) the act of taking jizz/nut through your nose by a straw and spewing it out of your eye.
He was nut tearing all over me last night.
by Yourmommyathotty March 12, 2019
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Nut Yesa

If something is a secret. Used in sexting (Slang)
BF/GF: you taken your clothes off yet?
You: Nut Yesa...

BF/GF: you into the kinky shit?
You: Nut Yesa...
by Subaru Someday January 15, 2019
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Projectile Nut

When you ejaculate at such a velocity it leaves a dent in the wall on the other side of the room.
Chadwick: my tinderella just sent me a meme so good that I just projectile nutted
Bradley: as they say, 'litfam'
by ManMemes January 16, 2019
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