Rise of Nations

Grand Strategy game focused on world domination

Nukes have been added. Invest lots of resources to unleash the power of the atom!

Biomes have been added. Take advantage of your new conditions. Events have also been added. Make careful choices that can change your country in this new major update!

Military leaders that can help turn the tide of a war, and more in this new update

Hold left shift to ignore units
Right click and drag to move
Mouse wheel or F/R to Zoom
Drag via left click to select multiple units

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by cockfuckeranal222 May 20, 2022

March 18 National kick balls Day

This is a day where everyone is allowed to kick someone in the balls

Stacy: Can i kick your balls?
John: of course not
Stacy: its march 18 national kick balls day
John: oh no

by AlbinSve March 15, 2023

June 9th, National Nolan day

June 9th is a day to celebrate nolan

June 9th, National Nolan day

by shigi_wifeoo February 8, 2022

September 3rd. National take your girlfriend to dinner day

September 3rd is national take your girlfriend to dinner day. She's very deserving of a nice dinner with her sweet heart. Make sure to tell her how pretty she is!

John: hey let's go out September 3rd. National take your girlfriend to dinner day.

by Jacky082 September 1, 2022

Naptionary

Synonym of nap; a nap one takes when exhausted

Child: “come on one more game of Pictionary!”

Adult: “no I will take a naptionary instead.”

by huckleberryy November 26, 2019

nathonkey

someone who gives themself this nickname as a child because donkeys are like hella funny

guy 1: hey nathonkey what’s funny to you?

nathonkey: donkeys

by nathonkey November 22, 2021

vicarious notion

A belief that is based on or justified by the doctrine of vicarious atonement.
also;
The inevitable result of the clusterfuck effect.
see also;
stupfuckdity

"The doctrine of vicarious atonement is found in some form in most religions, and it is the body and soul of ours. The idea is not a Christian invention. It caused the Carthaginians to put to death their handsomest prisoners if a battle were won, the most promising children of their own nobility if it were lost. They were offerings to appease the gods."
"...when it comes to the punishment, the vicarious notion doesn't seem to work. There is the one point where you are welcome to your own, and no discount allowed to heavy takers. Hell is always at par and no bail permitted. Even ignorance of the requirements is no excuse. If you did not know any better, somebody else did, and you've got to pay for it."
(from Helen H. Gardner's Vicarious Atonement; Men, Women, and Gods, 18850.)

by analiasa January 14, 2009