Chode Monkey

A rare form of human in which the human looks like a mix between a chode and a monkey.

“Today I was out hunting and I came across a chode monkey.

by Punchy Rock May 20, 2019

nigerian monkey

a black person with Ebola and looks like a chink a little bit

Billy: bro I think I'm a Nigerian Monkey Nigger Monkey: yea

by Niggerwithbigballs September 25, 2019

Monkey Chin

Monkey Chin is the most amazing girl you will ever meet. She never fails to give her best to everyone around her, from her elderly friends to her family. With her purest heart, she serves the community and brings out the best in people. Her soft, bubbly voice warms your soul even in the darkest nights as her big beautiful eyes shower you with love and utmost attention. Not to forget, the laughter she brings to the world with her goofy self. She is always quick with a stupid joke or a prank, all while having the cheekiest smile on her face.

Most of all, you know she's always there for you. :)

Monkey Chin double chin, when life is not easy, just be sleazy!

by Saint Semaht July 9, 2021

Dick monkey

Like dicks in his or her face and is like a monkey

Like a monkey of dicks is a dick monkey

by Dicks:) February 19, 2012

Monkey in the Gazebo

Upon telling a racist joke amongst a group of fellow white folk a porch monkey, unexpectedly, comes onto the scene and you change the topic.

You are on the school bus asking your friend the joke "whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap?" Before your friend can answer "the bucket!", you realize your bus has got to the last stop in Brown Town and a bunch of porch monkeys pile onto the bus and you stop the joke by saying "theres a monkey in the gazebo!!!"

by Young $$$ Brick Squad Reppin' September 8, 2011

mayo monkey

a racial slur for white/Caucasian people. it's supposed to be offensive, but every time I hear it I just burst out laughing. it's so ridiculous, it feels kinda crazy that it's actually unironic, at least to some extent. (and yes, I'm white)

I tried selling mayo monkey passes to the black kids at my school but none of them bought any

by obscureharrypottercharacter April 30, 2023

Mayonnaise monkey

White person

Yo Ethan Is such a mayonnaise monkey-Andon

by Kkkmember62 January 5, 2022