Michael Roy Smith

My Calc AB Teacher.

John : "Where are you going?"
Ben : "Calc, I got my boy, Michael Roy Smith."

by cjakecole September 13, 2023

Michael Doublé

When you get a double kill in a video game.

Player 1: "That's two fat doinks added to the ol' StatTrak™."
Player 2: "Nice going, Michael Doublé."

by KXN September 14, 2023

Michael Kane

Best Jap to ever live

I love Michael Kane

by LowRat September 20, 2023

Michael B Jordan

Literally the finest man alive.

I heart Michael B Jordan

by Samantha Hood September 28, 2023

Michael Zhang

The best person to ever exist.

Michael Zhang is the best!

by bob0246 September 30, 2023

Michael Horick

Loves Pugs. Plays rust with pug skins. hater of women loves men. fucked 5 dudes in one sitting. only sucks 4.2334inch sized cocks

Michael horick is my faviort person

by bestthroweroutthere October 1, 2023

Michael Cera Rizz

For those Michael Cera type mfers. Those goofy/awkward nice guys who aren't necessarily conventionally attractive, don't go to the gym, and aren't super masculine, but still end up swimming in puss like it's nobodies business.

"Yo that motherfucker's got hella Michael Cera Rizz"

by Owen Fuchs October 2, 2023