laško wolke

A „laško wolke“ or „laško cloud“ happens when you drink a lot of laško (a slovenian beer) before going for a swim in a lake or river and can’t hold back your shit any longer while you’re in the water. Due to the consistency of your beer shit it spreads like a cloud in the water.

The term probably came up first at the punk rock holliday festival und slovenia used by some really drunk Germans. Maybe just as a joke or maybe not?

German: „scheisse Jungs raus aus dem Wasser ich zünd gleich ne laško wolke“

English: „guys swim faster, there’s a laško cloud coming down the river“

by Lachs August 9, 2024

Lasagna Enhancement Organization

A supposed Italian mothers group that meets up weekly to discuss ways to improve upon an already perfect dish.

Taken from Donut Operator's "how to EASILY get out of a ticket (LEO recap)"

"Guys, can we get.. tell (unintelligible) what LEO stands for?"
(bla bla bla)
"Lasagna Enhancement Organization? I'm all for that dude! Like a giant group of Italian mothers that get together and discuss and debate over how you get an... an enhanced lasagna"

by CoomChaliceTheII August 20, 2024

last link in my sausage chain

A trophy phrase that lets your guy know he’s the last sausage you will ever have in your sausage chain.

“Baby, there is nobody after you. You are the last link in my sausage chain”

by Estefuny?yes August 21, 2024

Last Tango in Paris

A pretentious and incredibly boring movie.

Hey John, have you ever watched Last Tango in Paris?
I tried, but I fell asleep after 5 minutes.

by vve September 5, 2023

lashay

lashay is a beutiful women who loves her child/kids

lashay loves me

by bitch i eat pussy September 5, 2023

lasagnapill

lasagnapill is when someone has their net worth tied up in crypto, desperately blaming their failures in life and lack of aspirations on “pill”. Likely they are the biggest incel too.

if you take the lasagnapill you’re probably gonna live with your parents forever

by cockhammer1946 September 15, 2023

LaShanda

An entitled or indignant black woman who thinks she's Beyonce, but sounds like Riskay. Basically, the ghetto version of a Karen.

"Man I am so tired of dealing with these fucking LaShandas, yesterday one rear ended me, today another one bashed her door into my car and had the audacity to ask me for money right after, and then another one yelled at me for giving her the wrong Velveeta product while doing doordash."

by lashandahater September 16, 2023