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gold star from jesus

A reference to the crown season 2, episode 6, vergangenhiet.
Prince Philip stumbles in drunk into his wifes room after he celebrated her kicking a nazi out of the country.
He drunkly proclaims that she is heroic and deserves a gold star from jesus.
person 1: yo, my sister just gave me $200

person 2: she deserves a gold star from jesus
by thecrownstan April 24, 2019
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Bong Hits For Jesus

Bong Hits for Jesus is an American rock band. Taking its eye-brow raising name from a landmark Supreme Court free speech case, Bong Hits For Jesus is all about peoples' First Amendment rights, artistic freedom and expression, legalization, and having an all around good time.
Did you see Bong Hits For Jesus open for Cypress Hill? They were smoking!
by Kung Ku Lou December 6, 2020
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Suffering for Jesus

Originated in Brighton UK
Being on your period

Menstruation
My girlfriend is losing her rag. She’s suffering for Jesus right now.
by BombTBomb March 3, 2021
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jumping jack jesus

An attempt to jump SF to Alcatraz on a ramp built for Pastrana to do using only Element 115.
Bird_ This is the shit Lazar sent me.
Pastrana_ Good????..
Bird_ It's OK.

SNOOP DOG_ shit GaryMike...
li da jumping jack jesus
Pastrana_ What about GARYMIKE???
Craig_ yep. go get em Tiger.
Aaron. I love you Garymike.
by craigbird1968 January 28, 2021
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emilia the son of jesus

emilia the son of jesus is one of a kind, they r born out of a cows udders and are very rare they also worship pitbull
emilia the son of jesus came out of a cows udder
emilia the son of jesus was going out
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Pretty Women Love Jesus

PWLJ is an abbreviation for Pretty Women Love Jesus and can be used when one female believer agrees with another
The gorgeous girl over there agrees with my statement. She is very pretty, pretty women love Jesus
by vcxa May 12, 2021
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Kyun is so hot jesus

KYUN OMG IM GONNA FUCKING CUMMM UGHHHHH
noro: Kyun is so hot jesus
maic: kyu i s o hot
Admda: ky s hot
jimy: kyuu so ho
ahanf: ky s ho
by A random 13 y/o girl May 27, 2021
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