Maroon Hairy J

Maroon Hairy J is a common nickname for italian-american males named Josh. They are often given this nickname by friends due to the abundance of hair stemming from their scalp and upper-lip area, and the frequency in which they wear maroon-colored clothes.

MHJ (shorthand) is typically a stoner friend who believes all republicans belong in hell. Their favorite TV character is shaggy from the scooby-doo series due to the similarities they share in personality and personal acumen. Often times a MHJ will become agitated at the use of "Maroon Hairy J", but will shortly afterwards use it in self-deprecating jokes that make their closest friends laugh AT them further.

Guy 1: Who just shit diarrhea all over this fucking bed!
Guy 2: I think it was that fucking creep Maroon Hairy J
Maroon Hairy J: Sorry guys I ate some extra greasy gabagool! My bad, I will clean it up in a few days!

by The Gronchler August 26, 2025

Flag

Get the Maroon Hairy J mug.

J-dōne

A moron named Justin, (formerly nicknamed J-bone) who wastes thousands of dollars buying other people's take-home doses of methadone. What makes J-dōne so fucking stupid is because he believes the 120mg of methadone he already legally receives from a methadone clinic isn't enough, so he wastes lots of money buying methadone from other patients, when as a patient he can easily make a doctor's appointment and get his dose increased legally and since insurance pays for the treatment, there is no need to spend money, dumbass. The most stupid part of J-done`s thought process is there is a blood test called a peak and trough that can be done to confirm if the medication levels are too low and an increase of medication is needed. Stupid fuck

J-dōne just got paid and he's broke again. Fucktard spent $800 this week buying other people's take-homes , but all he had to do was meet with the doctor and ask to increase his methadone dose. If it's no longer helping they're not going to say no, and they can do a blood test to confirm if he's built a tolerance and needs an increase.

by James Westen December 26, 2018

Flag

Get the J-dōne mug.

J-Hoffed

When your car runs out of gas, you kick in to neutral and go smooth sailing about a qrt of a mile. And then kick it back into drive about 100- yards give or take. REPETITVELY

I J-Hoffed my car last night, I am completely out of gas.

by bncreampie July 16, 2021

Flag

Get the J-Hoffed mug.

J-Tizzy Goat

A blonde individual located on the upper north shore/beaches often found with enlarged balls due to his unconventional use of a bathroom (ED).

Weaknesses include: (ED), Monte(SF)(EV), Land sports and Chem.

J-Tizzy Goat the game started half an hour ago why haven't you left home.

by Everythingismint September 4, 2023

Flag

Get the J-Tizzy Goat mug.

J Nazia

Very sexy and intelligent. Although she can be intimidating, she’s really just a nice person with a big heart.

She’s the type of girl to go to war for ,the type you want to keep in your life.She’ll be there through anything and will help you face the hardest battles

She cares about what your interested in and she’s open to anything

And another bonus she’s sexy cute and more all in one and most likely a big baby

She’s surprising.

“J Nazia is extraordinary.” Meaning she’s everything

by Rorilavaish November 20, 2023

Flag