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im cutting holes

Ben: you alright?

Sam: Im cutting holes
by gazebobutterchicken October 23, 2019
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flaccid arse hole

Used by young people in the UK to describe the action of workers of the Royal Mail postage service of the UK being lazy and greedy. This term refers to the expression below, showing how little people like how bad their postage services are.
They charged me 16 quid extra for my Mr Beast merch. They can shove their stamping machines up their flaccid arse hole.
by JohnnoJohnson December 4, 2020
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iowa crinkle hole

Shoving a whole corn cob up an anus.
Hey Brian, I totally Iowa Crinkle Holed your mom last night.
by Handlebar Jim December 9, 2020
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Butt Hole Barber

A term for a homosexual. When you shove your thing into another guy's behind, you rip some of his butt hole hair out which is lining the outside of his asshole as you push your thing in. This is a butt hole barber.
That prison shave was mighty fine, I feel like a new man! All you need to do is go to the showers to the local butt hole barber. Best of all, it's free!
by Cave Water October 20, 2020
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ass fucken hole

A more aggressive way of calling someone a asshole is by adding the word fucken in the middle. Its intent is to provoke a more angry response so be ready when saying it.
That guy over there at the bar picking fights with everyone is being a ass fucken hole.
by jimmybomm March 8, 2021
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fling hole machine

person 1: who is that riding the fling hole machine
person 2: thats emily
by theanonymouspanda August 8, 2012
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18 hole flu

A mystery illness that usually occurs on a Friday or a Monday, typically during the spring, summer, and early fall on fair, sunny days. Symptoms include distraction and an urge to call in sick. The only known treatment is to increase use of recreational facilities, such as golf courses, city parks, or beaches.
"This is the second Friday in a row that Bob's called out sick."

"Yeah, and it's 75 and cloudless today. Pretty sure he's got a nasty case of the 18 hole flu."
by mcb1971 September 4, 2013
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