Shroom dick

When you can't get an erection while tripping on shrooms. Some men are unaffected, but it is usually very disappointing for those that are.

Emily and I did an eighth together and were gonna bang, but unfortunately I got shroom dick and we couldn't do anything.

by Shadesbane43 May 18, 2014

shizzle dick

Having an uncharacteristically small penis attributed to crystal meth abuse.

I was gonna fuck that broad but I had shizzle dick. Must have been that crank we snorted this morning.

by jj streetsboro January 3, 2010

dick piece

In males, the combined parts, penis and balls.

That bitch in the alley way was all up on my dick piece after i gave her 5 dollars.

by redtfaok September 18, 2003

kissy dick

The act of a female preforming terrible oral sex by solely kissing around the tip of the male's penis.

Just when I thought she was going in for the blow job she started giving me kissy dick.

by Gentleman Drunk July 8, 2011

dick cannon

1. When a male orgasms so intensely that his testicles are blasted out of his body via the urethra alongside the ejaculate, much like a massive cannon being fired.

Matt's dick cannon last night left him tired and possibly infertile.

by Bored ALTs July 28, 2014

Turf Dick

A painful condition of the penis. This can
occur during sex when you pull out and go back in but miss and hit the tweener or taint.

Sorry girls I can't tonight cause I have TURF DICK.

by Stinky71 January 19, 2009

Anaconda dick

A particularly large penis

"I had sex with Cody last night and man did he have an Anaconda Dick"

by BriannaXOXO June 9, 2015