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anal constriction

The act of rose budding your asshole then taking the smallest rubber band you have and wrapping it around your rose budded anus until you come to anal climax. Legend says it’s the most intense orgasm a human body can experience.
Bro, she did this anal constriction shit on me and had the most mind blowing gasm.
by D1eB1tch November 14, 2022
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Anal Rupture

One day, oh just a normal day! Then? BOOM! POP POP! WAIT WHAT! OH NO MY ASS IS RIPPED OUT, I GOTTA GO TOO THE DOC. I SHOULDA LISTENED TOO THE WIFE AND TOOK THE CORKSCREW OUTTA MY ASS! AND NOW I HAVE ANAL RUPTURE! GODDAMNIT MAN!
You feel a massive drop and pop in your ass, aKa, A Anal Rupture, and honestly, theres nothing too do… your screwed. Don’t mind the pun, but its quite truthful
WHY MAN WHY ME? WHY DID I HAVE TOO BLOW UP LITERALLY! IDK WHAT TOO DO I MEAN MY ANAL HAD A RUPTURE, A RIPOUT IF YOY MUST!
by Blownbell66 November 15, 2022
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Anal beads

Anal beads are beads you stick in your arsehole
Damn I wanna stick some anal beads in my arse
by GlizzyBlizzy November 21, 2022
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intense anal rape

The act you commit of fucking some random persons ass so hard they shit and piss at the same time
man: i love intense anal rape
man 2: yeah but its so messy
by FranklinRivasEZGG April 23, 2022
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Anal Chicken Numpklin

Getting blumpkin from a person with no arms or legs then fucking the shit out there ass till they shit all over the floor then making them lick the shot off the floor
Isiah Veranesse gave a anal chicken numpklin to jenna
by DADDY TWIZZY April 24, 2022
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confectionary distributor of the anal variety

Term coined in the deep African wildlands by native tribesmen to describe the feeling of dopamine after the Eldrich Gods beat the Roman Emperor in a duel involving two pistols, 8 oz of Mexican black tar heroin and a cow. Such a turning of the psychological tables evokes notions of sweet sustenance given by a traveller who goes only by the name "John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th" and will not appear if not addressed as such. He serves as the distributor for these confectionary items but was secretly in league with the Romans. as such, the food items have been stored in an unsightly cavity without the tribesmen's knowledge.
Abu's father - "Look Abu, John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th: the confectionary distributor of the anal variety."
by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd September 20, 2022
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Anal-ality

My brother, the chemical engineer, suffers from chronic anal-ality.
by SaraC43 September 21, 2022
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