anal vineyard

where a person grows piles of the bigest variety around there anus and it resembles a vineyard

hey that guy i tried to but fuck last night almost filled 3 bottles of wine from his anal vineyard ,and they wernt even seedless. i almost choked on the seeds. i think ill stick with newcastle brown ale from now on

by boris sniffer July 17, 2020

Anal Crack

The are of space in between the two but cheeks (also known as butt cheeks, or ass clapers). Offten used as a jokeing, or nonoffencive, insult.

1. My anal crack is so sore from that huge crap I just took!

2. Dave: Wow your so stupid! I cant belive you fell for that!
Mike: Ha! Ha! Shut up you anal crack!

by n es November 6, 2010

Anal Contusions

"WOW! thats so hot i might get Anal Contusions" he said,
"Bitch Wtf..."

Nice Boner!
Anal Contusions!
Smol GAe

by CoreyTech June 18, 2018

Anal Cham Shot

A shot of campagne poured inside the rectal cavity. The drinker then procedes to lick it out.

"Dude! I drank an anal cham shot last night!"

by TJSm August 16, 2012

anal cockstroke

A word that rhymes with Angel Castro. He thinks eating cum is kinky.

Example:

Friend: say something kinky
Friend #2: I'll suck your toes
Anal Cockstroke: I'll eat your cum.

by Mr.Man777 January 7, 2017

Anal

Butt sex

Man: Me and my girlfriend had anal sex yesterday!
His friend: Oh cool! So you 2 basically had butt sex?
Man: Yep!

by im_stupid February 26, 2020

Anal Chicken Coop

When you shove as many baby chick as you can into an asshole and dress your cock up like a coyote. The aim of the game is to hook as many chicks out the butthole by the neck with your coyote cock as you can before you drown the chicks with your sweet sweet cum nectar.

Man, Donald Trump's lookin' extra thiccc today, I'd give him a 10 chick anal chicken coop and get in there like Wile E coyote.

I gave Donny boy the old anal chicken coop, and you would not believe the size of the anal chandelier on that fucker.

by Nickel Shucker November 29, 2020