When your dick is so huge,as that of a turtle's,and you do anal to your gf.NOT doinf anal to a turtle
-tyrone:man did you hear the new rumours?
-ollie:no wha' happened
-tyrone:jhonnie just turtle analed the fuck out of jessica
-ollie:no wha' happened
-tyrone:jhonnie just turtle analed the fuck out of jessica
by Cyberdildon January 22, 2018
Get the Turtle anal mug.by poooosay December 13, 2023
Get the Anal mug.Bruce: I think I just an Olympic record
Lisa: What are you talking about? You just pooped.
Bruce: I know, but that poop raced down the Anal Luge so fast that it must have crossed the finish line into the toilet as a new Olympic record.
Lisa: What are you talking about? You just pooped.
Bruce: I know, but that poop raced down the Anal Luge so fast that it must have crossed the finish line into the toilet as a new Olympic record.
by TrumpFucked August 3, 2019
Get the Anal Luge mug.by no January 30, 2024
Get the Anal Prolapse mug.Shut the fuck up anal puddlesmack
by Reeeeeee xdddddd July 21, 2019
Get the Anal puddlesmack mug.by Saturdrunk April 9, 2022
Get the anal parmesan mug.