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Tory Piss

eew thats disgusting. and its pissing
Person1:eew thats disgusting. and its pissing
ikr? thats disgusting tory piss
some furry: i will swallow all the tory piss
by im rowan what the fuck is up February 5, 2021
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Pissed

Pissed (English) Drunk, intoxicated, inebriated
I was so pissed last night, I accidentally gave money to a Donald Trump grift.
by Dibdabdeb August 11, 2022
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Piss

Annabel’s favorite beverage of all time, piss will satisfy annabel’s hunger any time
Me: you love piss

Annabel: ITS GENUINELY REALLY GOOD I LOVE IT
by ReggieBen October 17, 2019
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Suicide Piss

When you latch on to your significant other against there will and urinate profusely on them.
“Derek suicide pissed on me last night. I was so mad....but it was kinda hot.
by Bigboner123 January 10, 2021
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Piss Shit

The occurrence of taking a piss and suddenly having to shit at the same time.
I had to take a simple piss but wouldn't you know it...it turned out to be a whole piss shit.
by jim917 April 24, 2018
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Nearly Pissed On the Third

Derives from the episode of Mythbusters:

A saying that describes how close something was to happening. Usually uttered when in relief that something tragic did not occur.

The saying has it's origins in the Mythbusters episode where they rigged a dummy up to urinate on the third rail, of a railway track, which would subsequently give a lethal amount of electricity.
Jon: Aw mate imagine if you went out with Cersei.

Davos: I almost did.
Jon: No fucking way.
Davos: Yea, but she didn't like older guys, Christ, can you imagine? I nearly pissed on the third.
by JohnJoeTheGood May 13, 2019
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FREAKING Piss Shit

Freaking Piss shit: a person who drives you crazy you call them a freaking piss shit
"Billy, your being a freaking piss shit!"
by Hehehegeeswis December 27, 2019
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