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Political punch

When a conservative finds a liberal Supporting Joe Biden, lieing, cheating on spouse, burning down buildings, sexual assault, supporting the KKK
, or anything else stupid liberals like to do they get a "Political punch"
Job Biden said" let's rains tax's 45% to support the LGQT community" then a conservative said " You idiot, you deserve a "Political punch" in the throat!"
by Honky donkey22 November 24, 2021
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Political punch

When a liberal does something stupid that makes someone want to choke a liberal.
Joe Biden " let's raise taxes 45% to help local strip clubs" conservative says" That's a stupid idea!, I'm going to give you a political punch in the throat"!!
by Honky donkey22 November 24, 2021
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Thunchii Punch

Thunchii or thunchii punch is a combination of party favors in a cup.

You can add your favorite ingredients to your cup of thunch. Typically a mixer is liquor and drugs.
Thunchii punch.

Bitch I’m drunk off that thunchii.

Slim poured a 8 of wok in that 2 liter thunchii. He finna be fried.
by Flames Franco January 23, 2022
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Cock punch

When a man cuddles you and you feel his cock punch you in the gut!
The date went fine, we kissed goodbye but he got over excited and his cock punched me in the gut and nearly winded me!
by Crudeoil December 20, 2021
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Donkey punch

A mid-coitus rear cranial blow to induce vaginismus for increasing the hermetic seal upon the shaft to thusly restrict hydrodynamic semanal flow during orgasm in turn hightening sexual plesure.

Naturally, donkey punch also applies to any pugilisticly caused contrations of the anal sphincter during homo-/hetero- sexual sodomy
"Oh man, when I fucked Karen last night, I donkey punched her so hard that her cunt squeezed like a vise around my cock, and i thought it was going to break off as i nutted in her with such force, i swear i saw her cough up my splooge onto her tooth that got lodged in the wooden headboard"

"Wow thanks, I'm gonna try that when i wreck Bruce in his little bussy tonight"
by Lover of cocks December 22, 2021
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Pucker Punch

The act of punching your sexual partner in the butt-hole unexpectedly. Often performed during doggy-style.
I'm sorry baby, I got told you'd love a pucker punch and I just went all Maverick on ya.
by ShrewdSauce February 12, 2022
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Donkey Punch

Yeah I just heard Trevor Baeur donkey punched that bitch.
by joechurro February 16, 2022
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