sparkling milk

Carbonated beverage only the highest members of society can appreciate. Legend has it that the sigma male fed carbonated milk to giga chad through his moobs to help gigachad grow.

average person: 'omg uuuggghhhh is that sparkling milk, yuck i can't believe you're drinking that'

giga chad: 'LESGOOOOOO I LOVE SPARKLING MILKKKK'

by Sparkling Milk June 02, 2022

Milking the cobra

When a person uses their finger or device to stick up a mans anus stimulating the prostate to release an orgasm.

Maui likes when his wife is milking the cobra

by Reaper22 December 08, 2019

Milk Radius

The time it takes a fresh carton of milk to reach it's expiration date.

Guy 1: Hey can I have a glass of milk?
Guy 2: No Guy 1, my milk has reached its milk radius

by UHaveTheBigGay September 28, 2021

milk me

this phrase can be used in many different ways
gassing/hyping someone up
encouraging statement

“my outfit is so good today, bro milk me”
“OoooOooO milk me” (in reference to gossip, like “tell me more”)
“don’t be milking me now, tell me the truth”

by Crankpin Orlea February 25, 2025

Milk dud delivery man

A kidnapper, commonly associated with a white van with a milk dud logo. He draws you in with his charisma and milk duds.

If you see the milk dud delivery man, RUN!
His van may look sexy, but he does not.

by Lulu46648 December 18, 2021

gotta get milk

Im leavong to never come back

hey kids gotta get milk see you if you get famous.

by the gone dad October 20, 2021

Milk Drapes

The term for saggy lactating titties. like so fuckin saggy that they are like drapes for your Vagina. like 190 year old 50 kids titties... your welcome for the visual.

Damn! The Queen had some serious Milk Drapes. Bitch must have been older than the dinosaurs.

by RichTheRedn3ck June 20, 2024