Eli P.

The gayest man alive. He loves to fuck little kids and will suck dick for free. He has no bitches and loves dick. He loves to suck his own dick too.

“Look at that Eli P.”

by Satanslittlepplover September 15, 2022

d/p/c

Decent, pretty, cute

Sb for a d/p/c...oh you’re decent, pretty, or cute

by Poppergang January 19, 2018

pushing p

man i mean it be like the thing you know not that thing the other yea that be the pushing p thang.

like when you do it with like the thing on the thing yea tat be pushing p

by Pushing p real definition February 8, 2022

Claus. P. Volder

He's basically god in human version, and have a brain inside his brain and he like horse and is the coolest motherfucker to ever grace earth zues think he's strong, Albert Einstein thinks he's better at math

i killed my father because Claus. p. Volder offered to be mine

by Shooter_Gay June 18, 2020

Pushing p

Sucking cock

He pushing p

by anonymous March 20, 2022

Maddy :P

Looking like a whole damn snack, friendly, and loyal. That one friend that will always be there for you and will let you vent to them anytime. Was in fact a mistake but isn’t too much of a disappointment.

This is Maddy :P, she built like a baked bean.

by stupidbetch >~< September 2, 2021

coach p

a serious coach that knows what he's doing at all times but is extremely strict to make you the best you can be... He's usually a basketball coach

thx coach p for the training

by coach p is a legend November 17, 2017