Having sex by doing it by the book: the way porn stars everywhere seem to have a generic routine to fuck each other nowadays.
First: boob tease
2nd: Blow Job
3rd: Girl Strips
4th: Eating out the girl
5: Hardcore Sex
6th: Spanking
7th: Jizzing in her face as you beat off
First: boob tease
2nd: Blow Job
3rd: Girl Strips
4th: Eating out the girl
5: Hardcore Sex
6th: Spanking
7th: Jizzing in her face as you beat off
Girl: So how do you wanna do this baby?
Boy: Let's start fucking by the book from now on.
Girl: What book? The Kama Sutra?
Boy: No, the way they keep doing it in my porn.
Girl: WTF??? wait. ok...
Boy: Let's start fucking by the book from now on.
Girl: What book? The Kama Sutra?
Boy: No, the way they keep doing it in my porn.
Girl: WTF??? wait. ok...
by Rahul55 August 17, 2008
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Get the fuck memug. A general consensus for a feeling towards America in Western Europe. Most hatred comes from their sheer arrogance and belief they one WW1&WW2. Generally considered bogus by anyone with some form of education. Particular dislike among British who lost hundreds of thousands in both wars and had fought from the start to the end of each war. Unlike American counterparts. Often used to show disdain around American involvement in WW2. America's late entry in this theater often depict's them joining out of 'doing the right thing' when in fact they only acted out of self interest. Whereas British acted on the invasion of Poland. Often use in conjunction with ludicrous American Foreign Policy.
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by Anonymous August 23, 2003
Get the Fuck Bagmug. "Combat Fuck" is a term used for a fast and furious type of fucking. Sometimes used to show your girl who is in charge. The girl is on her back, the guy has her ankles in his hands gripped tightly with legs spread wide and pushed back to nearly to the dirt. The man is in TOTAL CONTROL. The harder, deeper and faster the better. Fuck her till it hurts, and then do it again !!!
My girlfriend is a hot sexy bitch but sometimes she forgets who the boss is so, sometimes I give her a real good Combat Fucking to put her in her place.
by Mark June 10, 2006
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