douche bag

Any person (usually male) who has a penis

Kelly: That guy has a penis, he is a total douche bag

by C.Jizzle January 5, 2008

douche bag

Kenneth Krause

Me: I ate a cupcake
Kenneth Krause: you're fat, i'm a douche bag

by nooneyoullfindout October 5, 2012

Douche

/do͞oSH/

Noun

1. Person who uses flattery and any other means possible to get a girl
2. An obnoxious bastard who mooches off of family and friends and is a complete and total ass to everyone.

Adjective

1. Does not describe Joon even though he likes to wear hat backwards

"That guy is wearing a hat backwards. What a douche."

by physics rock October 29, 2015

Douche Load

Act of ejaculating on the face of an unsuspecting female while she’s sleeping.

Dude... Shorty was snoring last night, so I totally douche loaded her to shut her up so I could sleep!

by Thug wanna September 3, 2022

douche mansion

A clique of preppy frat boys

Wanna sit here for lunch?

Nah, the douche mansion is sitting right there

by wilhelmina12345678 April 8, 2016

douche-fu

Like kung-fu only douchier.

"Allie was practicing black belt douche-fu tonight at my party.

by JASCAF July 26, 2011

Douche

A term used to describe the thorough cleaning of an object.

Person #1: Oh lawdy, what that smell be?!?

Person #2: Son, I think that be yo fridge!!

Person #1: Shit, mang...I best go douche my fridge before that shit grow legs and walk up outta here!

by J~bizzle July 2, 2017