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dog dick

n. a cigarette which has had the life sucked out out of it. Like when you drag too hard and too fast and you leave a mangled stump of ash. It looks and smokes like shit. It usually happens when one of your greedy mates bums a drag off you at a club.
He took his cigarette back and looked at it, appalled. What the hell had happened to it in the last minute and a half since it had been out of his sight? Someone has sucked on it too hard and now it's all burned down around the outside, leaving a disgusting stump of ragged ash where his cigarette used to be. He turned to his friend. "Thanks for that."
"What do you mean?" his friend asked innocently.
He pushed the cigarette in his friend's face. "Look at this. Dog dick!"
"Sorry about that."
"Why don't you just give up, it would be cheaper for both us."
by lewislama September 23, 2006
mugGet the dog dickmug.

happy dog

when a male wearing boxers has his penis in a bad position then leans over and shakes a leg, thus having it fall down into one of the legs of the boxers.
Did you see him being a happy dog?
by Nick June 21, 2004
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Mud Dog

The dirtiest of dogs there is going around. Constantly trying to pull bitches with his charm and has earnt himself the name because of his drinking and ability to give fantastic blowies. Believes that down below is a foot long but only mud dogs grow to little chodes. Once a mud dog always a mud dog. An Irish icon
"Hey look its Mud dog sinking his Guiness!"

"MUD DOG! MUD DOG! MUD DOG!"
by Winston Kindells January 17, 2013
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Chili dog

the name given to a gay man's penis after anal sex
After he pulled his penis out of his boyfriend's ass, his partner ate his chili dog!
by Alejandro6969 June 18, 2013
mugGet the Chili dogmug.

bone dog

1.A person (usually a female) that is so ugly, that the ugliness goes down to the bone. Personality and all. People say that beauty is skin deep, but this ugliness goes to the bone.
2.Someone who maybe good looking, but their personilty is so repugnant that the ugliness is in the core of their body, making them entirely undesirable.
1.Person 1: Sarah is such an insulting bitch. And it is not as though she is good looking.
Person 2: She is a proper bone dog, man. For real.

2.Person 1: I saw Casey today and she is one fine honey! Mmmm. I'd like to get me a piece of that!
Person 2: Yeah! For sure. But if you spent 5 minutes with her you would see what a bone dog she is. Man, her bullshit gets on my nerves and winds me right up.
by Willerby January 15, 2004
mugGet the bone dogmug.

Chili Dog

When taking a poop on a girls breasts then having intercourse with her breasts.
Man I gave Jane a Chili Dog last night! She loved it!
by synthmasterj January 12, 2008
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Dog Bog

A rather foul form of faecal matter. Similar to a "grog bog" but occurs the day after consuming copious amounts of dog.
Paul: "Hey man can I use your toilet?"
Robyn: "Yeah, but I have to warn you I feasted on that Alsatian from down the road last night and just did a mad dog bog."
by blackdawwg July 7, 2011
mugGet the Dog Bogmug.

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