Tell a Nut

Wait, nutella.

Tell a nut to go fuck itself.

by funnyman21224 June 27, 2011

Fruit and nut

Early 2000’s slang a fruit and nut bar -nutter

He’s a real fruit and nut

by Stoney_1234 May 20, 2020

Muddy Nut

The act of a threesome, when a girl shits on a male's chest, and the other male dips his balls in the shit and the female licks off the shit and spits it in the other males mouth

Ben: Did you Jessica and tyrell have fun with the Muddy Nut
Gerald:Hell yeah we did

by Super cala fragile expialidoci November 19, 2017

poncho nuts

n.

Totally crazy or trippin

Yo, Matt over there is totally poncho nuts.

by Frickedurchick93 June 27, 2016

dragin these nuts

funny prank for your degenerate friends

Alex: have you heard of the new imagine dragons' song?
Sam: No, and who's imagine dragons?
Alex: ... IMAGINE DRAGIN THES NUTSSS

"dragin these nuts" is a phrase commonly used after temping your friend to say who is "Imagine dragons" or something that has dragon in it.

by ceramicfootball December 10, 2021

Long nuts

It is when your girlfriend sucks on your nits so much they turn purple and they reach maximum LENGTH

SHE SUCKED ON THEM SO I AHAVE LONG NUTS

by Niger ass hair December 29, 2020

Nut Hoofing

Being kicked in the testicles/scrotum.

Hilary gave Bill a good nut hoofing.

by Arimor October 13, 2009