(Noun) A person who satisfies our most primal and evolutionary instincts to mate with the most biologically fit organism to produce offspring. A primal nut is someone who is traditionally good-looking and makes you buss a nut just looking at them
by Swegolicious July 05, 2019
Used to define a greater-than-normal sized right testicle.
Ugandans are very well known around the earth as being the ones with large private organs. Thus, it was not suprising when Dr. Finchley-Read Esq came back to England and coined the famous phrase "As big as a Ugandan Nut".
Naturally, Finchley-Read meant the private organs, but the expression became well known around the country, and thus as it was said in the then distinct social classes, its original meaning was quickly forgotten (on purpose or not, it shall never be known).
It wasnt until the discovery of Finchley-Read Esq.'s diaries that the expression was brought back to life. People felt embarassed.
Ugandans are very well known around the earth as being the ones with large private organs. Thus, it was not suprising when Dr. Finchley-Read Esq came back to England and coined the famous phrase "As big as a Ugandan Nut".
Naturally, Finchley-Read meant the private organs, but the expression became well known around the country, and thus as it was said in the then distinct social classes, its original meaning was quickly forgotten (on purpose or not, it shall never be known).
It wasnt until the discovery of Finchley-Read Esq.'s diaries that the expression was brought back to life. People felt embarassed.
When using this expression (the original expression), one must used the expression at the beginning of the phrase i.e:
"CHARLOTTE YOU UGANDAN NUT! What are you doing? You are meant to use it differently! It hurts!"
"CHARLOTTE YOU UGANDAN NUT! What are you doing? You are meant to use it differently! It hurts!"
by Grammanzi May 22, 2012
when a bitches pussy lips look like a pair of testicles.
or.
when a female or male is acting like a complete vaginal organ. so there for they are being a "cunt nut".
or.
when a female or male is acting like a complete vaginal organ. so there for they are being a "cunt nut".
by NoraRenae September 25, 2014
When a guy wears to tight of jeans, his nuts get all bunched up. The male version of a female camel toe.
by Floorguava April 02, 2012
BF/GF: you taken your clothes off yet?
You: Nut Yesa...
BF/GF: you into the kinky shit?
You: Nut Yesa...
You: Nut Yesa...
BF/GF: you into the kinky shit?
You: Nut Yesa...
by Subaru Someday January 15, 2019
Holy nuts! You scared the crapple sause out of me
by Danni daVito April 20, 2020
To achieve this particular nut, one must achieve orgasm nirvana. The golden nut is when a man jacks off and when he cums he can feel the nut rush out of his testicles, through the tubes, and out the tip. Happens once in a lifetime, the best jizz of your life.
John asked “Have you found Orgasm Nirvana?”
Ethan Johnson replies, “No, I have not had my golden nut,”
Ethan Johnson replies, “No, I have not had my golden nut,”
by SeniorPicklez September 27, 2017