Alex

The most amazing guy anyone has ever met. He is good at everything and will always make you smile and laugh like a giddy little bitch. He is also super hawt and gives you butterflies whenever you so much as think of him. He has a giant cock and is good in bed and EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM IS PERFECT I AUGHDJHUSBND

(Me) "Alex is my boyfriend and I love him"

(Some bitch named Bethany or something) "omg I'm sooo jealous of you Alex is so hot"

(Me) "grrrrr get away from my mans RUFF RUFF RUFF BARK BARK ARRGGG"

by NoelTheWeirdo November 1, 2022

Pulling An Alex

Pulling an Alex is a term used to refer to when someone references an obscure film or media to their friends that know nothing about it.

Alex: OMG IS THAT A BOOM STICK

Person: What?

Person: Ugh he's Pulling an Alex

by Weerabbitz May 13, 2023

Alex

Alex is the cutest boy you will ever meet, even though he seems like a bitch sometimes once you sit down and talk with him you’ll understand him better. He’s the kind of person who always raises their hand in math class and never likes to work by himself. If your close to an Alex keep him close and never let go

Alex is the best boyfriend anyone could ever wish for.

by Rebecca872 October 15, 2019

Alex

A man who has a creepy obsession with blonde girls. Commonly goes by SP (Small Puppy), and he loves his wawa (water). His special party trick is making girls fall asleep on his chest. His biceps are known to women and sexy men as thing 1 and thing 2. He is an avid creatine user, and his preferred method of ingestion is snorting it. His weaknesses vary from alcohol, marijuana, the sauna, tobacco products, girls, blonde girls, girls with blue eyes, and any girls at all.

Hey, go save that blonde girl from Alex before she falls asleep on his chest.

by Double Beef Smith December 8, 2025

blame it on alex

When somebody does something wrong, but they can't own up to it. Whoever did it just says blame it on Alex. Even if there's no Alex in the room you have to blame it on him.

Really josh, you just spilled the milk on the floor!! "It's okay, Blame it on Alex"

by ChillBlinton February 15, 2017

Alex

A girl (if you can call her that) who clearly has no social etiquitte and doesn't know how to treat others decently and she clearly doesn't know how to interact with her friends crushes

Shanice: "did you hear Alex got with my crush!?"

Jack: "oh my god what the fuck"

by lanadelslayed April 22, 2024

Alex Velez

king

The alex velez of america is great

by Urban dictionary Real 123 May 20, 2022