Park Anywhere Lights

"Park Anywhere Lights": A humorous term for using the hazard lights—featuring a triangle-shaped symbol on the button in the center of the vehicle console—to temporarily park in restricted zones, like double yellow lines. This is often done to quickly drop someone off, run a brief errand, or deliver something, with the expectation of swiftly leaving before authorities arrive.

Frank: Alright, Lee, I’ll just drop you off here real quick.

Lee: But Frank, you can’t park here! It’s double yellow lines!

Frank: No worries, I my used "The park anywhere lights "!

Lee: LOL, I don’t think that works like that, Frank.

Police Officer: Excuse me, sir, do you realize you’re parked illegally?

Frank: Oh, sorry officer, I thought my car was overheating, so I had to pull over and put the hazards on. Seems fine now!

Police Officer: Uh-huh, well, just be careful next time.

Frank: Absolutely, officer! Thanks for head up.

Frank drives away, grinning and laughing to himself.

by Jamie Cheese November 4, 2025

Park ina

A strict mom probably or else your mom

Park ina? More like park ina

by anonymous November 5, 2021

massey park pools

Massey park pools located in Papakura, South Auckland full of snotty kids, pedo adults, and the odd gang member. You will find the odd couple who can’t sit together in their own house, so they come to the pools to make love in the baby pool, and leave used condoms in the changing rooms. They now charge $3 to jump off into the pool, where the Lifegaurds don’t give two shits abt whose got bands or not, because the girls are just tryna get in the pants with one of the regulars. The pools r always getting closed bc parents don’t know how to take their stink arse kids out the water, instead let them shit bricks in all the pools. The workers take their time cleaning this, because instead they suck each other off in the backroom. They got shitty music taste and needa get a life instead of standing there talking shit on their walkie-talkies. Every weekend you will see a fight of some hoodrats ragdolling outside by the stadium, not entertaining they can’t throw one good hit. If you wanna know how to get free bands just go in the bins and find them, then go to a staff member and say that your band feel off and you need a new one, thank me later. Or just try rizz up the lifeguards and they’ll be sure to let you through and also slide their @ in ur phone while they’re at it.

Person 1: “ yo bro wanna head down to massey park pools?”

Person2: “nah g last time I was there I got kicked out for bombing”

Person 1: “ oh f*** man who cares man I’m tryna sasa a girl there”.

by kurahard298 February 28, 2023

Doosun Park

Also known as Poosun Dark. A term given to those who are boosted to bronze clash of clans new update.

Wow doosun park.

by Poosun February 21, 2021

Park Tutoring

Park Tutoring is the leading Online Tutoring Company in the United States. It is based in Irvine, California, but services students all over the world. Its main emphasis is on providing personal and caring tutoring services. Park Tutoring offers a variety of services, including Academic Tutoring, College Counseling, SAT and ACT prep, and classes in leadership and character development.

If it wasn’t for Park Tutoring, I wouldn’t be attending an Ivy League school.

by SAT & ACT Expert May 9, 2022

Jurassic Park

A code word used by a male specimen to indicate that he in fact has an erection.

Girl: What is that bulge coming from your pants?

Guy: JURASSIC PARK

by Shape Expert July 5, 2017

Rotary Park

Rotary Park is safe after dark
Neighbors off porches, the playground is stark
Wine stained a vacant old basketball court
Dwellings surround a municipal fort
Don't mind the stories of triumphs and glories
Rotary Park is the jam after dark

Man: Rotary Park-
Joe Hawley: Cool, a song idea.

by ColdsteelpotOFCL May 23, 2024