Ego nut

When your ego is stroked so heavily that you nut (ejaculate) in a literal or metaphorical manner.

"Man, my professor told me how good the writing in my paper was, that I had a massive ego nut!"

by Cyram November 18, 2016

nut muffin

When you send a muffin to your crush full of a mans special juice but then the crush eats it and it turns out it was your dad. So you go to complain to your hamster about your wife who is secretly you mom and your whole life is lie.

Man I could REALLY go for a nut muffin right now. MMMMMMMMMMM

by Yaboibigboidaddycev November 14, 2018

No No Nut November

A challenge which you can't masturbate (aka nut) from 1/11/20__ until next year's November.

It's the no nut november challenge only set on expert difficulty.

Nutter 1: Call me whatever you want, I will do the No No Nut November challenge.
Nutter 2: If you win this, I deserve to die.

by GrekMon November 16, 2018

Cream of the nut

Better name for the deliciousness that is peanut butter.

"Yoo I had a great cream of the nut sandwich with some strawberry jelly. Really hit the spot."

by nutterbetter33 December 2, 2018

empty nut

When you nut, but don't care. It's almost like you didn't nut at all.

I'm so tired, I don't even care to masturbate. It will just be an empty nut.

by goyo April 18, 2018

Nut puddle

Puddle of nut

Dylan: “If pink guy drops a new album, ill nut on my phone”

Jack: “I agree, ill also nut on your phone.”

Dylan: “Good, we will have a nut puddle.”

by @jackeyd112233 October 17, 2018

Nut Rope

The term used for your vas deferens when you are unaware of the actual name.

Little Johnny believed that his neighbor was flying until he grew up and found out that he hung himself with his Nut Rope.

by OverBranflakesBRBranflakes107B October 18, 2018